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My Massive C**k
Many men would love an extra-large penis. But being plus-size down there seriously complicates some men's lives and relationships, and penis reduction surgery can seem like the only answer.
1h 01:05 – 02:05
Brain Surgeons
and Death: How do our brains make us who we are? At Southampton's Neurological Centre, Dan and Laura have brain surgery while awake. Will they be the same after the operation.
1h 5 min 02:05 – 03:10
A Place in the Sun
Karen and John are looking for a new adventure and a complete change of lifestyle. Scarlette Douglas shows them five properties in the sunny south of Gran Canaria for their budget of £175k.
30 min 03:10 – 03:40
Teleshopping
Teleshopping.
2h 20 min 03:40 – 06:00
Teleshopping
Teleshopping.
2h 06:00 – 08:00
Car S.O.S
Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend enter the weird and wonderful world of the Bond Bug, a heroic three-wheel automotive flop.
1h 08:00 – 09:00
Sun, Sea and Selling Houses
In Alicante, the Rodriguez sisters help Pilates fan Esther find her perfect holiday home, and in AlmerÃa, David and his wife Fiona contemplate a permanent move abroad.
1h 09:00 – 10:00
Help! We Bought a Village
In Spain, Mike pushes forward to save a crumbling mountain village. In Sicily, the lure of a one-euro home sparks George's interest in reviving an ailing ghost town.
1h 10:00 – 11:00
George Clarke's Amazing Spaces
the pinkest thing to ever appear on the show.
1h 11:00 – 12:00
A Place in the Sun
Antonia and Ross love the beautiful island of Ibiza. Having holidayed there many times, they now want their own holiday home. Can Lucy Alexander deliver their dream.
1h 12:00 – 13:00
A Place in the Sun
Andy and Caroline have visited Florida 20 times between them, and are now in a position to buy their own holiday home near Orlando. Ben Hillman shows them what they can get for £130,000.
1h 13:00 – 14:00
Come Dine with Me
Stoke-on-Trent. First to host is self-proclaimed princess Tracey Durrant. But will Tracey's attitude lose her precious points.
30 min 14:00 – 14:30
Come Dine with Me
Stoke-on-Trent. Policewoman Claire Crank is the host. Trouble flares up when Tracey says she only likes the best quality beef and declines to try the meat Claire has cooked.
30 min 14:30 – 15:00
Come Dine with Me
Stoke-on-Trent. Lad-about-town Rob is sure he's in with a chance of winning the £1000 prize, despite rarely cooking and never having hosted a dinner party before.
30 min 15:00 – 15:30
Come Dine with Me
Stoke-on-Trent. Beauty parlour owner Michelle hopes her gourmet menu will impress her guests, but after last night's argument over Tracey's picky behaviour, everyone is wary.
30 min 15:30 – 16:00
Come Dine with Me
Stoke-on-Trent. The final supper is hosted by city councillor Matt. Michelle thinks it's fancy dress and arrives wearing a pineapple. But can she get an apology from Tracey.
30 min 16:00 – 16:30
A Place in the Sun
Kay and Barry have decided that it's time to fulfil their dream of buying a holiday home in the historic Spanish city of Jerez. Can Jasmine Harman find their perfect place for their £105k.
30 min 16:30 – 17:00
A Place in the Sun
Debra and Greg look for a holiday home in the beautiful countryside of Murcia, which one day they hope to make their permanent home. Jasmine Harman shows them what their £150k can buy.
1h 17:00 – 18:00
George Clarke's Amazing Spaces
the pinkest thing to ever appear on the show.
1h 18:00 – 19:00
Educating Yorkshire
Year 10 Scott's behaviour puts his international rugby dreams at risk. And as model student Alexa piles on the pressure to ace Year 10, her anxiety becomes overwhelming.
1h 19:00 – 20:00
Gogglebox
The Challenge, The Couple Next Door, Strictly Come Dancing, The Graham Norton Show, Planet Earth III, and Jingle All the Way.
1h 20:00 – 21:00
Brain Surgeons
and Death: How do our brains make us who we are? At Southampton's Neurological Centre, Dan and Laura have brain surgery while awake. Will they be the same after the operation.
1h 5 min 21:00 – 22:05
Gogglebox
The brand-new series continues. What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of the biggest and best shows on TV this week.
1h 22:05 – 23:05
8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown
A compilation of best bits hosted by Jimmy Carr, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent, featuring Jon Richardson, Joe Wilkinson, Richard Ayoade, Judi Love, Roisin Conaty, Lee Mack and many more.
1h 23:05 – 00:05
24 Hours in A&E
Andrew's sustained a severe facial injury from an accident at work. Tony's been crushed by a forklift truck. And in Resus, 61-year-old John keeps having sudden blackouts. But why.
1h 00:05 – 01:05
999
Paramedics treat two children who've been hit by a car, a man who's having back-to-back epileptic seizures and a four-month-old baby who's struggling to breathe.
1h 5 min 01:05 – 02:10
The Dog House
Can a fox-red Labrador called Bear impress two would-be owners without putting his paw in it? And 88-year-old identical twins hope that pint-sized Alfie will join them at the pub.
1h 02:10 – 03:10
Travel Man
Joe heads to the Austro-German border with Roisin Conaty for horse-drawn dining, daisy eating, a musical bicycle tour and more. May contain Mozart Balls.
30 min 03:10 – 03:40
Teleshopping
Teleshopping.
2h 20 min 03:40 – 06:00
Teleshopping
Teleshopping.
2h 06:00 – 08:00
Car S.O.S
Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend tackle a 1964 Porsche 356 that's in the worst state of any car they've taken on. But underneath all the rust lies an automative legend.
1h 08:00 – 09:00
Sun, Sea and Selling Houses
On the Costa del Sol, Andrew and Shani Hamilton help Michael and Cierwen find a beachfront apartment, while the Rodriguez family hope to make a dream a reality on the Costa Blanca.
1h 09:00 – 10:00
Help! We Bought a Village
In France, Paul and Yip are forced to scale new heights to save an important part of La Buslière. In Spain, Mike raises the roof at his abandoned settlement.
1h 10:00 – 11:00
George Clarke's Amazing Spaces
George visits an apartment inspired by a beehive, a cocktail bar made out of a dilapidated Land Rover, and a UFO that's suspended in the trees at a hotel in a Swedish forest.
1h 11:00 – 12:00
A Place in the Sun
Debra and Greg look for a holiday home in the beautiful countryside of Murcia, which one day they hope to make their permanent home. Jasmine Harman shows them what their £150k can buy.
1h 12:00 – 13:00
A Place in the Sun
Peter and Glynnis have retired, sold their home and bought a camper van. And now they're looking for a home near Sarasota in Florida, where they can spend the winter months.
1h 13:00 – 14:00
Come Dine with Me
Birmingham. First to host is canal-boat stewardess Denise, who hopes a night of Moroccan-themed revelry will win her the £1000 prize.
30 min 14:00 – 14:30
Come Dine with Me
Birmingham. Lady of leisure Daniela is pinning her hopes on an Italian-inspired menu. All goes well until Daniela discovers her lobster is too big to fit in her pan.
30 min 14:30 – 15:00
Come Dine with Me
Birmingham. Host Angela plans a fun-filled evening for her guests, complete with a limbo competition. But they're more interested in the things they found in her bedroom.
30 min 15:00 – 15:30
Come Dine with Me
Birmingham. The penultimate host is electrician Elliot who, despite a lack of dinner party experience, is planning a top-class menu with two desserts.
30 min 15:30 – 16:00
Come Dine with Me
Birmingham. Devilishly good-looking French foodie Jean-Benoit plans a fabulous four-course menu including a salad of crab in a bird's nest and a blade of beef.
30 min 16:00 – 16:30
A Place in the Sun
Alison and Lee are moving to AlmerÃa's countryside. They need room for their six children and three grandkids to visit, and a garden for their dogs. Can Ben Hillman deliver for their £150k.
30 min 16:30 – 17:00
A Place in the Sun
Tom and his son Alan look for a holiday home for Tom on beautiful Gran Canaria, that their whole family can enjoy. Can Ben Hillman find the perfect place for his budget of £120k.
1h 17:00 – 18:00
The Dog House
Can a fox-red Labrador called Bear impress two would-be owners without putting his paw in it? And 88-year-old identical twins hope that pint-sized Alfie will join them at the pub.
1h 18:00 – 19:00
The Great British Bake Off
It's Bread Week, and the bakers make pull-apart monkey bread, a fast food Technical and a sweet bread Showstopper. Who'll rise to the top and who kneads to dust themselves off.
1h 30 min 19:00 – 20:30
Star Trek
JJ Abrams's sci-fi adventure reboot, starring Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto and Zoe Saldana. A vengeful time traveller targets Kirk and Spock on their first mission.
2h 25 min 20:30 – 22:55
My Massive C**k
Many men would love an extra-large penis. But being plus-size down there seriously complicates some men's lives and relationships, and penis reduction surgery can seem like the only answer.
1h 22:55 – 23:55
Big Fat Quiz
From James Corden and Sean Lock to Rose Matafeo and Jonathan Ross, this special episode looks back on 20 years of Big Fat Quizzing with Jimmy Carr and some dazzling dream-team duos.
1h 23:55 – 00:55
Gogglebox
The brand-new series continues. What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of the biggest and best shows on TV this week.
1h 00:55 – 01:55
Taskmaster
Greg Davies and Alex Horne return for a new series as Ania Magliano, Maisie Adam, Phil Ellis, Reece Shearsmith and Sanjeev Bhaskar compete to win Greg's affection and his head.
1h 5 min 01:55 – 03:00
24 Hours in A&E
A five-year-old is rushed to St George's after being hit by a car and becoming trapped underneath. And student Florian explains his dramatic life story from Kosovo to London.
1h 03:00 – 04:00
Teleshopping
Teleshopping.
2h 04:00 – 06:00
Teleshopping
Teleshopping.
2h 06:00 – 08:00
Car S.O.S
Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend fix up one of the greatest British post-war sports cars ever built - a 1961 Austin Healey 3000.
1h 08:00 – 09:00
Sun, Sea and Selling Houses
The Rodriguezes revisit Lisa and Graham in Alicante to see how their new life in Spain is going. The Garners find out if Janice and Bill still love their dream home in AlmerÃa.
1h 09:00 – 10:00
Help! We Bought a Village
George tries to unearth why his one-euro Sicilian townhouse was abandoned. Mike struggles to bring power to his ancient settlement in northern Spain.
1h 10:00 – 11:00
George Clarke's Amazing Spaces
George meets a carpenter who hopes to turn a double-decker bus into a holiday retreat, and a couple who've quit their jobs and put their life savings into designing a boat hotel.
1h 11:00 – 12:00
A Place in the Sun
Tom and his son Alan look for a holiday home for Tom on beautiful Gran Canaria, that their whole family can enjoy. Can Ben Hillman find the perfect place for his budget of £120k.
1h 12:00 – 13:00
A Place in the Sun
Dee and Maurice want to buy a holiday home close to the theme parks in South Orlando. Laura Hamilton shows them five properties for their £200,000 budget.
1h 13:00 – 14:00
Come Dine with Me
Bristol. First to host is all-singing, all-dancing theatre darling Richard Hope-Hawkins, whose eclectic menu includes an intriguing Rod Steiger gunge cake.
30 min 14:00 – 14:30
Come Dine with Me
Bristol. Next to host is super-organised primary school teacher Laura Ford, who's leaving nothing to chance and hopes her Balinese curry will be a hit.
30 min 14:30 – 15:00
Come Dine with Me
Bristol. It's the turn of food critic Darryl Bullock to host. His evening takes a nosedive when two guests stumble across a rather unpleasant surprise left by his cat. {/5).
30 min 15:00 – 15:30
Come Dine with Me
Bristol. Zoe Kellaway hopes to add a bit of sparkle to the competition with her Pretty in Pink themed dinner party, including a butler in pink hot pants.
30 min 15:30 – 16:00
Come Dine with Me
Bristol. It's the last day of the competition and the turn of Andy Wright to host. He hopes his black-tie party theme in his palatial Victorian flat will bag him the cash.
30 min 16:00 – 16:30
A Place in the Sun
Mark and Caroline want a bolthole on Spain's stunning Orihuela Costa that works for all the family and is close to the golf courses. Scarlette Douglas shows them what their £100k can buy.
30 min 16:30 – 17:00
A Place in the Sun
Best friends Jan and Chris look for a dream holiday home in AlmerÃa, Spain. Can Laura Hamilton find the perfect place for £150k that works for both of their families.
1h 17:00 – 18:00
A Place in the Sun
Karen and John are looking for a new adventure and a complete change of lifestyle. Scarlette Douglas shows them five properties in the sunny south of Gran Canaria for their budget of £175k.
30 min 18:00 – 18:30
The Great British Bake Off
It's Bread Week, and the bakers make pull-apart monkey bread, a fast food Technical and a sweet bread Showstopper. Who'll rise to the top and who kneads to dust themselves off.
1h 30 min 18:30 – 20:00
24 Hours in A&E
Andrew's sustained a severe facial injury from an accident at work. Tony's been crushed by a forklift truck. And in Resus, 61-year-old John keeps having sudden blackouts. But why.
1h 20:00 – 21:00
Brain Surgeons
and Death: How do our brains make us who we are? At Southampton's Neurological Centre, Dan and Laura have brain surgery while awake. Will they be the same after the operation.
1h 5 min 21:00 – 22:05
Celebrity Gogglebox
Britain's Next Great Chef to The 1% Club, Hijack, Antiques Roadshow and The Yorkshire Vet.
1h 22:05 – 23:05
Gogglebox
The Inheritance, You Bet! On Tour, KPopped, Emmerdale, The Guest, 90 Day Fiancé UK, This Morning and ITV News.
1h 23:05 – 00:05
Taskmaster
Greg Davies and Alex Horne return for a new series as Ania Magliano, Maisie Adam, Phil Ellis, Reece Shearsmith and Sanjeev Bhaskar compete to win Greg's affection and his head.
1h 00:05 – 01:05
8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown
A compilation of best bits hosted by Jimmy Carr, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent, featuring Jon Richardson, Joe Wilkinson, Richard Ayoade, Judi Love, Roisin Conaty, Lee Mack and many more.
1h 01:05 – 02:05
The Fear Clinic
Chloe has a phobia of people being sick. For Milly it's frogs. They're both worried about passing their phobias on to their children. Paula has a spider phobia. Can the clinic help.
1h 02:05 – 03:05
Travel Man
Joe heads to the Austro-German border with Roisin Conaty for horse-drawn dining, daisy eating, a musical bicycle tour and more. May contain Mozart Balls.
30 min 03:05 – 03:35
Teleshopping
Teleshopping.
2h 25 min 03:35 – 06:00
Teleshopping
Teleshopping.
2h 06:00 – 08:00
Car S.O.S
Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend travel to Benfleet in Essex to collect a real 1970s supercar - a Lotus Esprit - made famous in Bond film The Spy Who Loved Me.
1h 08:00 – 09:00
Sun, Sea and Selling Houses
In AlmerÃa, the Garners help Sue and Don find their dream holiday home. The Hamiltons search for a beachfront property in Málaga for sports fanatic and former client Neal.
1h 09:00 – 10:00
Help! We Bought a Village
Mike takes living conditions back to basics at a 200-year-old mountain village in Spain. In France, Paul and Yip balance the demands of unstable structures in their hamlet.
1h 10:00 – 11:00
George Clarke's Amazing Spaces
George Clarke meets a woman who wants to build a shop and a mobile home out of an old horsebox, and a couple creating a holiday home out of a milk float.
1h 11:00 – 12:00
A Place in the Sun
Best friends Jan and Chris look for a dream holiday home in AlmerÃa, Spain. Can Laura Hamilton find the perfect place for £150k that works for both of their families.
1h 12:00 – 13:00
A Place in the Sun
Eve and Vinden look for a home in the Gulf Coast of Florida, attracted by its blend of lifestyle, culture and climate. Laura Hamilton shows them five homes for their £100,000 budget.
1h 13:00 – 14:00
Come Dine with Me
Edinburgh. First to host is 28-year-old Andy Daykin who opts for a Scottish-themed night complete with haggis, bagpipes and whisky.
30 min 14:00 – 14:30
Come Dine with Me
Edinburgh. Polish-born catering supervisor Irena is planning a night of traditional Polish food and entertainment. But her guests aren't thrilled by the prospect of eating cabbage.
30 min 14:30 – 15:00
Come Dine with Me
Edinburgh. It's self-confessed cougar Liz Grant's turn to host. Having flirted with Andy for the last two nights, 'Luscious Liz' is determined to make her move tonight.
30 min 15:00 – 15:30
Come Dine with Me
Edinburgh. Rock chick Michelle Lindsay plans to wow her guests with a bizarre array of dishes and some explosive entertainment.
30 min 15:30 – 16:00
Come Dine with Me
Edinburgh. It's the final night of the competition and Italian-born food snob Toni is about to launch his specially created Scottish/Italian menu upon his guests.
30 min 16:00 – 16:30
A Place in the Sun
Jo and Neil are starting a new life in Lecce, southern Italy, and want a property that's close to the beach with a guest annexe. Jasmine Harman shows them what their £200k can buy.
30 min 16:30 – 17:00
A Place in the Sun
It's full steam ahead for train driver Wayne and train manager Kate, as Lee Juggurnauth shows them what their £85k budget can buy in Pinar de Campoverde in Spain.
1h 17:00 – 18:00
Jamie
Jamie celebrates heart-health promoting ingredients, as he makes a nutritious steak dinner and vibrant green orecchiette pasta, and whips up some gnarly gut-friendly oaty balls.
1h 18:00 – 19:00
Location, Location, Location
Can Kirstie's turbulent tactics land flight attendants Scott and Aston a perfect pad near Heathrow? Phil helps Jonny and Juliet tick off their wishlist in Marlow's pricey patches.
1h 19:00 – 20:00
The Great British Bake Off
It's Bread Week, and the bakers make pull-apart monkey bread, a fast food Technical and a sweet bread Showstopper. Who'll rise to the top and who kneads to dust themselves off.
1h 35 min 20:00 – 21:35
The Great British Bake Off
Extra Slice: Stephen Mangan joins Jo Brand and Tom Allen to digest all the drama from Biscuit Week. Whose crunch packed a punch, and who had a soggy setback.
1h 21:35 – 22:35
Celebrity Gogglebox
Britain's Next Great Chef to The 1% Club, Hijack, Antiques Roadshow and The Yorkshire Vet.
1h 22:35 – 23:35
24 Hours in A&E
A five-year-old is rushed to St George's after being hit by a car and becoming trapped underneath. And student Florian explains his dramatic life story from Kosovo to London.
1h 5 min 23:35 – 00:40
999
Paramedics treat two children who've been hit by a car, a man who's having back-to-back epileptic seizures and a four-month-old baby who's struggling to breathe.
1h 00:40 – 01:40
Jamie
Jamie celebrates heart-health promoting ingredients, as he makes a nutritious steak dinner and vibrant green orecchiette pasta, and whips up some gnarly gut-friendly oaty balls.
1h 5 min 01:40 – 02:45
Kirstie and Phil's Love It or...
Kirstie revisits Kathleen and Tom, whose Newcastle home was a battleground. When Phil last visited, they'd jumped ship. Have they got the renovation bug again.
1h 02:45 – 03:45
Teleshopping
Teleshopping.
2h 15 min 03:45 – 06:00
Teleshopping
Teleshopping.
2h 06:00 – 08:00
Car S.O.S
Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend travel to Gloucestershire to fix up former NHS nurse Margaret's 1973 Hillman Imp, which has been abandoned for decades in a dusty barn.
1h 08:00 – 09:00
Sun, Sea and Selling Houses
In Alicante, Sophie and Damon help Betty and Gordon find the holiday home they've always wanted. On the Costa del Sol, newly engaged Chloe and Richard look for a forever villa.
1h 09:00 – 10:00
Help! We Bought a Village
Mike's Spanish village restorations grind to a halt. George is left tackling major structural issues at his Sicilian town revival. Paul and Yip reach a momentous milestone.
1h 10:00 – 11:00
George Clarke's Amazing Spaces
George visits a futuristic Yo! home, where the double bed rises up out of the floor and into the ceiling. He also meets a couple on the Wirral building the ultimate beach hut.
1h 11:00 – 12:00
A Place in the Sun
It's full steam ahead for train driver Wayne and train manager Kate, as Lee Juggurnauth shows them what their £85k budget can buy in Pinar de Campoverde in Spain.
1h 12:00 – 13:00
A Place in the Sun
Alex and Jacqui plan to head to warmer climes to enjoy their retirement. They're looking for a home near Tampa in Florida where they can spend the winter months.
1h 13:00 – 14:00
Come Dine with Me
Doncaster. Glamorous insurance worker Zoe Prince hosts, providing an Italian-themed menu. But will her guests know their saltimbocca from their vermicelli.
30 min 14:00 – 14:30
Come Dine with Me
Doncaster. It's chip shop manager Martyn Bilby's turn to host. He pulls out all the stops with his signature 'Swan Lake' dish - a chocolate éclair swan on a blue jelly lake.
30 min 14:30 – 15:00
Come Dine with Me
Doncaster. Queen of desserts Tracey Hewer feels sure that she can win over her guests with a barrage of cupcakes, which she's serving in all three courses.
30 min 15:00 – 15:30
Come Dine with Me
Doncaster. Latvian lecturer Signe Jase decides to offer an adventurous menu of delicacies from her homeland, such as herring salad and salted salmon.
30 min 15:30 – 16:00
Come Dine with Me
Doncaster. Amusement arcade supplier Barry Hill is the final host. He plans to channel the spirit of Keith Floyd in his effort to make his dinner party win the £1000 prize.
30 min 16:00 – 16:30
A Place in the Sun
Diane and Gary want an accessible holiday home with a pool and space for their family to visit in sunny Paphos on Cyprus. Can Laura Hamilton find the perfect place for their £130k.
30 min 16:30 – 17:00
A Place in the Sun
Sarah and Ian met in Spain and now want a holiday home in south-east Lanzarote for themselves and their family to enjoy. Jean Johansson shows them five great finds.
1h 17:00 – 18:00
Kirstie and Phil's Love It or...
Kirstie revisits Kathleen and Tom, whose Newcastle home was a battleground. When Phil last visited, they'd jumped ship. Have they got the renovation bug again.
1h 18:00 – 19:00
Educating Yorkshire
Year 10 Scott's behaviour puts his international rugby dreams at risk. And as model student Alexa piles on the pressure to ace Year 10, her anxiety becomes overwhelming.
1h 19:00 – 20:00
24 Hours in A&E
A five-year-old is rushed to St George's after being hit by a car and becoming trapped underneath. And student Florian explains his dramatic life story from Kosovo to London.
1h 20:00 – 21:00
8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown
A compilation of best bits from Cats Does Countdown, featuring Danny Dyer, Joe Lycett, Lucy Beaumont, Rob Brydon, Rhod Gilbert, Katherine Ryan, Rob Beckett, Judi Love and many more.
1h 5 min 21:00 – 22:05
Gogglebox
The brand new series continues. What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of the biggest and best shows on TV this week.
1h 22:05 – 23:05
Celebrity Gogglebox
Britain's Next Great Chef to The 1% Club, Hijack, Antiques Roadshow and The Yorkshire Vet.
1h 5 min 23:05 – 00:10
Big Fat Quiz
Things get spicy for host Jimmy Carr and a roster of comedy rivals, including Michael McIntyre, Davina McCall and Lee Mack, in an episode celebrating rivalry on the Big Fat Quiz.
1h 5 min 00:10 – 01:15
Mitchell and Webb Are Not Helping
a dodgy sound-effects man, and the great taste of bran.
35 min 01:15 – 01:50
Taskmaster
Sanjeev Bhaskar rotates around a hill of flour, Maisie Adam's mouth pokes through the Taskmaster's nose, and Little Alex Horne introduces Little Little Alex Horne to the world.
1h 01:50 – 02:50
The Dog House
The Dog House's long-term residents need new homes. Can inseparable Chihuahua-trio Rio, Prince and Blue Boy and double trouble George and Daisy find their forever humans.
1h 02:50 – 03:50
Teleshopping
Teleshopping.
2h 10 min 03:50 – 06:00
Teleshopping
Teleshopping.
2h 06:00 – 08:00
Kirstie and Phil's Love It or...
Brilliant Builds: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer look back on Sarah and Ian Renard's two-bed rural renovation in Brixworth that didn't compromise on character.
30 min 08:00 – 08:30
Four in a Bed
This week's competition kicks off in North Yorkshire, where hosts Kerrie and Vickie hope that their countryside pub's cosy vibes will be a hit.
30 min 08:30 – 09:00
Four in a Bed
People pleaser Hollie and people distruster Ben host the week's second visit at their plush self-catering apartments in the heart of Harrogate.
30 min 09:00 – 09:30
Four in a Bed
Tabitha and Steve have a 'relax and recharge' ethos at their Staffordshire glampsite. But one B&Ber isn't so relaxed about the great outdoors.
30 min 09:30 – 10:00
Four in a Bed
The week's final visit is to the Bull Inn in Berkshire, where Ana and Dominic hope that their homely pub's quintessential character will charm the B&Bers.
30 min 10:00 – 10:30
Four in a Bed
Payment day's sure to be a spicy affair this time around, with high emotions, awkward exchanges and plenty of pernickety comments to unpick.
30 min 10:30 – 11:00
Come Dine with Me
Southend-on-Sea. Dog-mad PA Julie-Ann serves up a surfing theme, with two fish dishes and a surf shack in her garden. There's a shock when glamorous guest Carol reveals her age.
30 min 11:00 – 11:30
Come Dine with Me
Southend-on-Sea. Glamorous grandmother Carol Dolman puts on a dazzling display, on a night featuring saucy discoveries, flirty tango lessons and a wig reveal.
30 min 11:30 – 12:00
Come Dine with Me
Southend-on-Sea. Science teacher and self-confessed geek Damian experiments with a spicy menu and a chemistry demo. But Scott brands his main the worst dish he's ever eaten.
30 min 12:00 – 12:30
Come Dine with Me
Southend-on-Sea. Bartender and self-confessed 'airhead' Steph Barrett hosts a 1940s fancy dress night. But she has to call on her nan to bail her out with a pastry problem.
30 min 12:30 – 13:00
Come Dine with Me
Southend-on-Sea. International DJ Scott Langley hosts with a risky menu and an 'outrageous' dress code. But how will his pigeon main go down with his guests.
30 min 13:00 – 13:30
A Place in the Sun
With retirement approaching, Lynda and Steve want to spend their time in their favourite part of Spain, Benalmádena. Jasmine Harman lines up five great properties for their £125,000.
30 min 13:30 – 14:00
A Place in the Sun
Debra and Greg look for a holiday home in the beautiful countryside of Murcia, which one day they hope to make their permanent home. Jasmine Harman shows them what their £150k can buy.
1h 14:00 – 15:00
A Place in the Sun
Sarah and Ian met in Spain and now want a holiday home in south-east Lanzarote for themselves and their family to enjoy. Jean Johansson shows them five great finds.
1h 15:00 – 16:00
A Place in the Sun
Best friends Jan and Chris look for a dream holiday home in AlmerÃa, Spain. Can Laura Hamilton find the perfect place for £150k that works for both of their families.
1h 16:00 – 17:00
A Place in the Sun
Tom and his son Alan look for a holiday home for Tom on beautiful Gran Canaria, that their whole family can enjoy. Can Ben Hillman find the perfect place for his budget of £120k.
1h 17:00 – 18:00
A Place in the Sun
It's full steam ahead for train driver Wayne and train manager Kate, as Lee Juggurnauth shows them what their £85k budget can buy in Pinar de Campoverde in Spain.
1h 18:00 – 19:00
Location, Location, Location
In Surrey, can Kirstie help Elise and Elliot finally fly the nest into a place of their own? And Phil's with Kim and Ralph, who want a taste of what they grew up with in Zimbabwe.
1h 19:00 – 20:00
Location, Location, Location
Can Kirstie's turbulent tactics land flight attendants Scott and Aston a perfect pad near Heathrow? Phil helps Jonny and Juliet tick off their wishlist in Marlow's pricey patches.
1h 20:00 – 21:00
American Pie
Third slice of the pastry-bothering sex comedy. Jim's getting married to Michelle. But Stifler and the boys ensure the planning doesn't go smoothly.
1h 55 min 21:00 – 22:55
The Kid Detective
Dark Adam Brody comedy. Abe was a childhood detecting prodigy but is now a failing PI. But when a local boy is killed Abe gets the case. Things are looking up.
1h 55 min 22:55 – 00:50
My Massive C**k
Many men would love an extra-large penis. But being plus-size down there seriously complicates some men's lives and relationships, and penis reduction surgery can seem like the only answer.
1h 00:50 – 01:50
Taskmaster
Sanjeev Bhaskar rotates around a hill of flour, Maisie Adam's mouth pokes through the Taskmaster's nose, and Little Alex Horne introduces Little Little Alex Horne to the world.
1h 01:50 – 02:50
8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown
A compilation of best bits from Cats Does Countdown, featuring Danny Dyer, Joe Lycett, Lucy Beaumont, Rob Brydon, Rhod Gilbert, Katherine Ryan, Rob Beckett, Judi Love and many more.
1h 02:50 – 03:50
Teleshopping
Teleshopping.
2h 10 min 03:50 – 06:00
Teleshopping
Teleshopping.
2h 06:00 – 08:00
Four in a Bed
The competition kicks off at The Art Bank in Kirkcudbrightshire, where Mandy and Suzanne hope a dash of artistic flair will win them the week.
30 min 08:00 – 08:30
Four in a Bed
Amy and her friend Anna sort-of host the week's second visit in Cockermouth, Cumbria. The hosts hope their host-less hosting won't put off the other holiday hosts.
30 min 08:30 – 09:00
Four in a Bed
A bargain brekkie and a seafront stroll prove popular at Dave and Meru's traditional seaside guest house in Morecambe. But will their cleanliness scores tarnish their chances.
30 min 09:00 – 09:30
Four in a Bed
Will an unwelcome discovery in one of Lee and Janette's rooms in Skipton scupper their chances? Or can a top-tier breakfast turn things back around.
30 min 09:30 – 10:00
Four in a Bed
It's payment day. Toilet troubles, bathroom bothers and some very picky comments are all on the agenda before the payments are revealed and we find out who's won.
30 min 10:00 – 10:30
Four in a Bed
This week's competition kicks off in North Yorkshire, where hosts Kerrie and Vickie hope that their countryside pub's cosy vibes will be a hit.
30 min 10:30 – 11:00
Four in a Bed
People pleaser Hollie and people distruster Ben host the week's second visit at their plush self-catering apartments in the heart of Harrogate.
30 min 11:00 – 11:30
Four in a Bed
Tabitha and Steve have a 'relax and recharge' ethos at their Staffordshire glampsite. But one B&Ber isn't so relaxed about the great outdoors.
30 min 11:30 – 12:00
Four in a Bed
The week's final visit is to the Bull Inn in Berkshire, where Ana and Dominic hope that their homely pub's quintessential character will charm the B&Bers.
30 min 12:00 – 12:30
Four in a Bed
Payment day's sure to be a spicy affair this time around, with high emotions, awkward exchanges and plenty of pernickety comments to unpick.
30 min 12:30 – 13:00
Location, Location, Location
In Surrey, can Kirstie help Elise and Elliot finally fly the nest into a place of their own? And Phil's with Kim and Ralph, who want a taste of what they grew up with in Zimbabwe.
1h 13:00 – 14:00
Location, Location, Location
Can Kirstie's turbulent tactics land flight attendants Scott and Aston a perfect pad near Heathrow? Phil helps Jonny and Juliet tick off their wishlist in Marlow's pricey patches.
1h 14:00 – 15:00
A Place in the Sun
With retirement on the cards, Terry Windle and Julia Lenart want to escape the British winters and live a more active life. Scarlette Douglas shows them five properties in Gran Canaria.
1h 15:00 – 16:00
A Place in the Sun
Jacqui and Michael have always dreamed of owning an Italian holiday home in a village in Abruzzo's mountains, and one day moving their permanently. Craig Rowe shows them what £70k can buy.
1h 16:00 – 17:00
A Place in the Sun
Sarah and Ian met in Spain and now want a holiday home in south-east Lanzarote for themselves and their family to enjoy. Jean Johansson shows them five great finds.
1h 17:00 – 18:00
A Place in the Sun
Debra and Greg look for a holiday home in the beautiful countryside of Murcia, which one day they hope to make their permanent home. Jasmine Harman shows them what their £150k can buy.
1h 18:00 – 19:00
The Dog House
The Dog House's long-term residents need new homes. Can inseparable Chihuahua-trio Rio, Prince and Blue Boy and double trouble George and Daisy find their forever humans.
1h 19:00 – 20:00
Gogglebox
The brand new series continues. What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of the biggest and best shows on TV this week.
1h 20:00 – 21:00