E4 TV Guide
First Dates
An American beauty queen and PhD student seeks an English gent who isn't put off by brains or beauty. And Shannen is ready to love again after losing her husband to cancer.
1h 5 min 00:10 – 01:15
First Dates
Jessica, who's 28, is looking for a James Corden doppelganger. Dottie, who's 71, goes on her first date in 51 years. Single mum Keely meets smart-dressed market trader Ben.
1h 01:15 – 02:15
Gogglebox
What do Britain's favourite telly watchers think of Strictly Come Dancing, Educating Yorkshire, The Girlfriend, Dragons' Den, Below Deck and Only Connect.
55 min 02:15 – 03:10
Gogglebox
The Celebrity Traitors, Love Is Blind, Coronation Street, The Girlfriend, Nightmares of Nature, The Reluctant Traveller and Yorkshire Air 999.
55 min 03:10 – 04:05
Don't Tell the Bride
Groom Liam wants a wedding day that celebrates his homeland, the Isle of Wight. Bride Kandi wants a more standard day. Will it be all-white or go all wrong.
50 min 04:05 – 04:55
Don't Tell the Bride
Carl aims to marry Rebecca on the Med but she has expectations for a high-class affair. Will Carl's plans make a splash and make Rebecca swoon with delight.
1h 5 min 04:55 – 06:00
Hollyoaks Omnibus
Rex continues to explore his identity as secrets threaten to spill at the joint engagement party. Gemma faces a painful revelation. And Mercedes returns from rehab with a shocking proposal.
1h 15 min 06:00 – 07:15
Rude(ish) Tube Shorts
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister that features a variety of cats doing strange things, some soldiers stuck in the sand and a dog balancing on a rope.
15 min 07:15 – 07:30
Modern Family
Claire and Phil aren't convinced that Haley and Dylan can make it on their own when they move them into their new apartment before the baby arrives.
30 min 07:30 – 08:00
Modern Family
Phil and Claire decide to take a cycling tour through Italy before becoming grandparents, and Dylan introduces them to his mum, who has an interesting past.
30 min 08:00 – 08:30
Modern Family
While preparing a presentation for his students about future goals, Cam must contend with a bully at the school. Jay has technical trouble during a video conference.
30 min 08:30 – 09:00
Modern Family
Phil thinks he's found Pepper's dream home. Mitch and Cam get invited to an exclusive event.
30 min 09:00 – 09:30
Teen First Dates
Hungry-for-love teens take their first steps into the land of real-world dating - including a poet, a builder, and a young man with a pet tarantula.
1h 5 min 09:30 – 10:35
Don't Tell the Bride
Billy believes the sty's the limit as he plans a pig-themed wedding involving a world-record parade of porkers. Will bride Steph kick up a stink at Billy's plans.
1h 10:35 – 11:35
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
In Carlstadt, New Jersey, Gordon Ramsay attempts to save the Grasshopper Also, a family-owned Irish restaurant that's on its last legs.
55 min 11:35 – 12:30
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
In Boston, Gordon Ramsay visits Davide, an Italian restaurant that's been run into the ground by brothers Frank and Anthony. Can they learn to trust each other again.
1h 12:30 – 13:30
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
In Bridgeport, Connecticut, Gordon Ramsay visits Cafe Tavolini, a restaurant that's being neglected as the couple who run it teeter on the edge of divorce.
1h 13:30 – 14:30
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
In New Orleans, Gordon Ramsay visits a restaurant famed for its Cajun food and loyal locals. But under new ownership, standards have slipped and the customers have left.
1h 14:30 – 15:30
The Simpsons
NASA recruit Homer and Barney to make the organisation more appealing to the common man. When Barney has too much to drink, Homer is chosen to go into space.
30 min 15:30 – 16:00
The Simpsons
Homer realises that he likes Flanders and starts to hang around with him all the time. Unfortunately, Flanders realises that he's not so keen on Homer.
30 min 16:00 – 16:30
The Simpsons
Bart wins an elephant, but Homer can't afford its upkeep and decides to sell it to an ivory dealer.
30 min 16:30 – 17:00
The Simpsons
When Bart wins a competition to become Mr Burns' heir, he must choose between his boring family and the rich, over-indulgent power plant owner.
30 min 17:00 – 17:30
The Simpsons
Bart gets Principal Skinner sacked and Flanders takes over at the school. Out of work, Skinner befriends his erstwhile nemesis Bart.
30 min 17:30 – 18:00
The Greatest Showman
Hugh Jackman, Zac Efron and Michelle Williams star in the Golden-Globe-winning, toe-tapping smash hit musical about the life and times of P.T. Barnum, who created the circus.
2h 18:00 – 20:00
The Simpsons
Marge gets nostalgic about her days as stage manager of her high school play and reunites the cast for a re-run. They say you should never go back.
30 min 20:00 – 20:30
The Simpsons
When a phone scammer who's pretending to be Bart fools Grampa into giving away $10,000, it's Homer who's the real victim. According to Homer, anyway.
30 min 20:30 – 21:00
Married at First Sight UK:...
Brand new - Miss marriage mayhem? Fear not, the class of 2025 have unfinished business! Revelations and a fiery showdown are served at an explosive reunion dinner party.
1h 35 min 21:00 – 22:35
Gogglebox
Bad Sisters, Nadiya's Everyday Baking, The Kardashians, Super/Natural, A Trip to Infinity, and the BBC News on Kwasi Kwarteng's infamous mini-budget.
1h 5 min 22:35 – 23:40
Terminator
Sci-fi action sequel with Linda Hamilton and Arnold Schwarzenegger. A factory worker is targeted by deadly robot assassins from the future. Thank goodness he's back.
2h 35 min 23:40 – 02:15
Married at First Sight UK:...
Brand new - Miss marriage mayhem? Fear not, the class of 2025 have unfinished business! Revelations and a fiery showdown are served at an explosive reunion dinner party.
1h 15 min 02:15 – 03:30
Teen First Dates
Hungry-for-love teens take their first steps into the land of real-world dating - including a poet, a builder, and a young man with a pet tarantula.
55 min 03:30 – 04:25
Hollyoaks Omnibus
Rex continues to explore his identity as secrets threaten to spill at the joint engagement party. Gemma faces a painful revelation. And Mercedes returns from rehab with a shocking proposal.
1h 35 min 04:25 – 06:00
Hollyoaks
On the day of the joint engagement party, secrets threaten to spill, while Rex struggles with his truth. Gemma faces a painful revelation, and Sienna makes a shocking discovery.
30 min 06:00 – 06:30
Hollyoaks
Mercedes returns from rehab with a shocking proposal. Sienna and Myra fight to keep baby Joseph in the village. Ste eagerly plans a holiday with Rex.
25 min 06:30 – 06:55
Rude(ish) Tube Shorts
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety.
5 min 06:55 – 07:00
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Award-winning chef Paul runs Italian joint Bazzini in New Jersey, but didn't realise how difficult running a restaurant would be. Can Gordon turn it around.
1h 07:00 – 08:00
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Gordon Ramsay visits a Cuban café in Brooklyn, where owners Marcelo and Kata fight over everything, driving away customers with their high-volume bickering.
1h 08:00 – 09:00
The Goldbergs
Hoping to enjoy a genuine spring break experience, Erica and Barry pay a visit to Pops in Florida, but the jaunt isn't what they expected.
30 min 09:00 – 09:30
The Goldbergs
Beverly takes up dancing. The kids are not impressed. Adam attempts to act cooler than Emmy's handsome new date.
30 min 09:30 – 10:00
Modern Family
Phil thinks he's found Pepper's dream home. Mitch and Cam get invited to an exclusive event.
30 min 10:00 – 10:30
Modern Family
Jay is hosting a Super Bowl party, while Claire hosts a baby shower for Haley - and they're both at Jay's house. What could possibly go wrong.
30 min 10:30 – 11:00
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
In New York, Gordon Ramsay visits PJ's Steakhouse, where owners Joe and Madalyn are in serious debt and struggling to keep the high-end restaurant afloat.
1h 11:00 – 12:00
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Gordon Ramsay visits Fleming, a Danish restaurant in Miami. Once the best family-run restaurant in town, it's now losing money fast.
1h 12:00 – 13:00
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
The team go on a road trip to help Peralta and Holt take down crime boss Jimmy Figgis but their plan is hindered by an unforeseen injury.
30 min 13:00 – 13:30
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Holt looks for ways to improve the team's morale, while Santiago is filled with curiosity when Diaz starts to take long breaks from her desk.
30 min 13:30 – 14:00
The Simpsons
When Bart finds Denis Leary's phone and uses it to make prank calls and accept job offers, Denis comes up with a creative punishment for him.
30 min 14:00 – 14:30
The Simpsons
When class rivalries split Springfield in two, Homer becomes mayor of 'New Springfield'.
30 min 14:30 – 15:00
The Goldbergs
Murray becomes an overzealous stage parent when he learns that Adam has no interest in auditioning for the school production of Fiddler on the Roof.
30 min 15:00 – 15:30
The Goldbergs
Beverly and Murray are worried about Adam's obsession with toys. Erica's band decide to audition for a TV talent show.
30 min 15:30 – 16:00
Modern Family
Claire needs to clear the house before anyone makes her look bad in front of a reporter from an important women's business magazine. Jay invites Manny to a wine tasting.
30 min 16:00 – 16:30
Modern Family
Phil, Claire, Alex and Luke love looking after the twins, but find it exhausting. But then they realise that the babies might be useful for their to-do lists.
30 min 16:30 – 17:00
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
The squad panic when they learn that the precinct could be closed if they get a bad evaluation. And to make matters worse, their auditor's Amy's ex, Teddy.
30 min 17:00 – 17:30
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
A burglary on the set of a TV detective show distracts Peralta and Diaz from the precinct's ongoing evaluation as a new auditor takes over.
30 min 17:30 – 18:00
The Simpsons
Bart and Milhouse end up running Comic Book Guy's shop after he has a heart attack. And, while he recovers, Comic Book Guy falls in love.
30 min 18:00 – 18:30
The Simpsons
Homer builds a tennis court in the back garden but becomes jealous of Bart's tennis skills and swears revenge at the Krusty Klassic tournament.
30 min 18:30 – 19:00
Hollyoaks
Vicky's still on edge after recent events. Sienna makes a tough decision. And a resident is faced with the truth.
30 min 19:00 – 19:30
MAFS UK Does Come Dine with Me
It's bite at first sight in an iconic union, as culinary competitiveness meets marriage mayhem! Will Emma Barnes' wedding-inspired menu be a match made in heaven.
30 min 19:30 – 20:00
The Great Celebrity Bake Off
Kelly Brook, Mo Gilligan, Carol Vorderman and Rob Rinder tackle signature sandwich biscuits, iced buns, and a cake showstopper revealing their guilty pleasure.
1h 20:00 – 21:00
Gogglebox
The Goggleboxers watch Strictly Come Dancing, Our Dementia Choir Sings Again with Vicky McClure, My Possessed Pet, This Morning and The Ex-Wife.
1h 21:00 – 22:00
Gogglebox
I Can See Your Voice, Emmerdale, Strictly, Unbreakable, The Ex-Wife, Bargain Hunt, and the News on Jeremy Hunt becoming 2022's fourth Chancellor.
1h 5 min 22:00 – 23:05
First Dates
Paul is desperate to find love but worries that nerves make his stammer worse. And do chat-up lines work.
1h 5 min 23:05 – 00:10
Naked Attraction's Best Naughty...
We celebrate the pickers whose initial naked attraction led to full-on romance, as well as those whose dates were disasters.
1h 5 min 00:10 – 01:15
Gogglebox
The Goggleboxers watch Strictly Come Dancing, Our Dementia Choir Sings Again with Vicky McClure, My Possessed Pet, This Morning and The Ex-Wife.
1h 01:15 – 02:15
Gogglebox
I Can See Your Voice, Emmerdale, Strictly, Unbreakable, The Ex-Wife, Bargain Hunt, and the News on Jeremy Hunt becoming 2022's fourth Chancellor.
55 min 02:15 – 03:10
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
The squad panic when they learn that the precinct could be closed if they get a bad evaluation. And to make matters worse, their auditor's Amy's ex, Teddy.
25 min 03:10 – 03:35
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
A burglary on the set of a TV detective show distracts Peralta and Diaz from the precinct's ongoing evaluation as a new auditor takes over.
25 min 03:35 – 04:00
The Goldbergs
Adam worries about being hazed by the older students when he goes to high school, but he soon earns their respect by body-slamming Barry.
25 min 04:00 – 04:25
The Goldbergs
Adam works on a new persona that he hopes will make him seem cool on his first day at high school, while Beverly gets her teaching certificate.
25 min 04:25 – 04:50
Don't Tell the Bride
Couples from Don't Tell the Bride look back on their unconventional big days. In this episode, Ellis and Luke remember their rave-themed wedding from 2013.
1h 10 min 04:50 – 06:00
Hollyoaks
Mercedes returns from rehab with a shocking proposal. Sienna and Myra fight to keep baby Joseph in the village. Ste eagerly plans a holiday with Rex.
30 min 06:00 – 06:30
Hollyoaks
Vicky's still on edge after recent events. Sienna makes a tough decision. And a resident is faced with the truth.
25 min 06:30 – 06:55
Rude(ish) Tube Shorts
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude.
5 min 06:55 – 07:00
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
In New York, Gordon Ramsay visits PJ's Steakhouse, where owners Joe and Madalyn are in serious debt and struggling to keep the high-end restaurant afloat.
1h 07:00 – 08:00
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Gordon Ramsay visits Fleming, a Danish restaurant in Miami. Once the best family-run restaurant in town, it's now losing money fast.
1h 08:00 – 09:00
The Goldbergs
Barry gets the chance to throw the first pitch at a Phillies baseball game. Erica makes an important decision about her future.
30 min 09:00 – 09:30
The Goldbergs
Adam tries to start a Mel Brooks club after watching the movie Spaceballs. Erica plans to tell Beverly and Pops about a big decision she's made.
30 min 09:30 – 10:00
Modern Family
Lily has reached a womanly milestone that Cam and Mitch are not prepared for at all. So they call in reinforcements.
30 min 10:00 – 10:30
Modern Family
Mitch, Cam and Phil crash Jay's annual hiking trip to find an elusive bald eagle. And Gloria, Alex, Claire and Haley get together to plan a baby shower.
30 min 10:30 – 11:00
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Akira and Lisa are losing up to $20,000 a month at their sushi restaurant in California. Can Gordon piece the family back together and save the restaurant.
1h 11:00 – 12:00
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Ambitious graduate Lisa bought her restaurant in California at just 23 but, five years later, she's worried she picked the wrong venture. Can Gordon help.
1h 12:00 – 13:00
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
It's Halloween, so the squad follow precinct tradition and compete for the title of Ultimate Detective Slash Genius.
30 min 13:00 – 13:30
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
When Pimento and Diaz decide to tie the knot, the squad try to prepare the perfect wedding under Santiago's careful direction.
30 min 13:30 – 14:00
The Simpsons
Homer and Bart take Lisa to a book fair, where Krusty meets his long-lost daughter . But it doesn't go well.
30 min 14:00 – 14:30
The Simpsons
A dramatic rooftop protest at Krusty Burger inspires Lisa to become an eco-radical - especially when she sees how cute one of the protestors is.
30 min 14:30 – 15:00
The Goldbergs
A 100% True Story: Barry's worried about Murray's health, so he asks his friends and Coach Mellor to help him get fit.
30 min 15:00 – 15:30
The Goldbergs
Barry thinks he wants a wild bachelor party, but when he's confronted with the reality, he realises that Adam's idea of a low-key event is more his speed.
30 min 15:30 – 16:00
Modern Family
Mitch and Cam help Lily overcome her insecurities about wearing a bathing suit to a pool party, but discover that they have their own self-doubts.
30 min 16:00 – 16:30
Modern Family
Phil's determined to scare Claire on Halloween. And for the first time, Gloria is self-conscious about her age when someone correctly assumes she's Jay's wife.
30 min 16:30 – 17:00
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Peralta and Boyle go to extremes to catch a bike thief. Diaz soothes Jeffords' ego after a professional setback. Santiago spends time with Holt.
30 min 17:00 – 17:30
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Jeffords wants to file a complaint against a fellow police officer who stops him in his own neighbourhood while he's off duty, but Holt has other ideas.
30 min 17:30 – 18:00
The Simpsons
Sideshow Bob swears revenge on Krusty for accidentally erasing the first 10 years of their programme.
30 min 18:00 – 18:30
The Simpsons
After cheating in the Springfield Marathon, Bart is rescued from an angry mob by a record producer and is recruited for a new boy band.
30 min 18:30 – 19:00
Hollyoaks
After months of torment and pain, Dodger finally has his chance to expose Sully for what he really is, but Sully's ready to fight dirty.
30 min 19:00 – 19:30
MAFS UK Does Come Dine with Me
Canny lad Kieran Chapman hopes to tickle his guests' fancy with a clown-themed carnival of delights. But is serving dessert with chopsticks a joke too far.
30 min 19:30 – 20:00
The Great Celebrity Bake Off...
Daisy Ridley, Rob Beckett, Alexandra Burke and Tom Allen make millionaire's shortbread, a fruity tart and a showstopping cake of their pet hates.
1h 20:00 – 21:00
Gogglebox
The Goggleboxers have been watching Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Jamie's £1 Wonders, Top Gear, Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities, and Wild Croc Territory.
1h 21:00 – 22:00
First Dates
Will it be first love for inexperienced Ed and Purdey, and can Peter recover from an embarrassing faux pas.
1h 5 min 22:00 – 23:05
Naked Attraction
This Pride special rides the rainbow and celebrates memorable singletons from across the sexual spectrum who've sashayed into the pods.
1h 5 min 23:05 – 00:10
Gogglebox
I'm a Celebrity. Get Me Out of Here!, Hollyoaks, Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy, Queens for the Night, and University Challenge.
1h 5 min 00:10 – 01:15
Gogglebox
The Goggleboxers have been watching Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Jamie's £1 Wonders, Top Gear, Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities, and Wild Croc Territory.
1h 01:15 – 02:15
First Dates
Will it be first love for inexperienced Ed and Purdey, and can Peter recover from an embarrassing faux pas.
55 min 02:15 – 03:10
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Peralta and Boyle go to extremes to catch a bike thief. Diaz soothes Jeffords' ego after a professional setback. Santiago spends time with Holt.
20 min 03:10 – 03:30
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Jeffords wants to file a complaint against a fellow police officer who stops him in his own neighbourhood while he's off duty, but Holt has other ideas.
25 min 03:30 – 03:55
The Goldbergs
Erica and Lainey try to set Bill up with a 'woman of interest' by using new video-dating technology. Barry decides to become a gym teacher.
25 min 03:55 – 04:20
The Goldbergs
Adam risks bodily harm during a game of paintball to impress his latest crush, and Erica pretends that she has a college-aged boyfriend.
25 min 04:20 – 04:45
Don't Tell the Bride
Bride and groom Liam and Lynn remember their out of this world alien autopsy wedding from 2013, with some help from the best man and one of the bridesmaids.
1h 15 min 04:45 – 06:00
Hollyoaks
Vicky's still on edge after recent events. Sienna makes a tough decision. And a resident is faced with the truth.
30 min 06:00 – 06:30
Hollyoaks
After months of torment and pain, Dodger finally has his chance to expose Sully for what he really is, but Sully's ready to fight dirty.
25 min 06:30 – 06:55
Rude(ish) Tube Shorts
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister Rude Tube, featuring sheep.
5 min 06:55 – 07:00
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Akira and Lisa are losing up to $20,000 a month at their sushi restaurant in California. Can Gordon piece the family back together and save the restaurant.
1h 07:00 – 08:00
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Ambitious graduate Lisa bought her restaurant in California at just 23 but, five years later, she's worried she picked the wrong venture. Can Gordon help.
1h 08:00 – 09:00
The Goldbergs
When Lainey turns down Barry's invitation to take her to the prom, he plans a prank with Principal Ball's car to get out of going.
30 min 09:00 – 09:30
The Goldbergs
Murray and Beverly forget Adam's 16th birthday.
30 min 09:30 – 10:00
Modern Family
Dylan and Luke are impressed by Bill's tales of heroism as a firefighter, which makes Phil feel emasculated. So he invites the guys over for male bonding.
30 min 10:00 – 10:30
Modern Family
To be less negative, Claire rebrands herself as the woman who says 'yes', and inadvertently approves of Luke's new relationship with a colleague.
30 min 10:30 – 11:00
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Gordon Ramsay visits Italian restaurant Anna Vincenzo's in Florida, where owner CeCe has lost her way in the kitchen. But can she take constructive criticism.
1h 11:00 – 12:00
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Gordon tries to bring new ideas to Mama Rita's Mexican restaurant in Newbury Park, southern California.
1h 12:00 – 13:00
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Peralta goes to extremes to impress Santiago's dad at Thanksgiving dinner. Holt helps Pimento deal with life after the NYPD.
30 min 13:00 – 13:30
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
When a famous author receives death threats, Peralta and Jeffords take the case so that Jeffords can meet his lifelong literary hero.
30 min 13:30 – 14:00
The Simpsons
Lisa discovers that she has a knack for crosswords and enters a tournament. But Homer thinks he can make money by betting on her to lose.
30 min 14:00 – 14:30
The Simpsons
After Homer publishes damaging rumours on 'Mr X's Web Page', he ends up on a Prisoner-style island, complete with guest star Patrick McGoohan.
30 min 14:30 – 15:00
The Goldbergs
Barry is thrilled about celebrating Christmas at Lainey's house. Marvin makes a big promise to Adam.
30 min 15:00 – 15:30
The Goldbergs
Beverly's excited about Barry and Lainey's impending nuptials, but is the groom starting to have second thoughts.
30 min 15:30 – 16:00
Modern Family
Gloria tries to secretly baptise the twins before Haley and Dylan get home. Cam is at war with his school's mascot. Claire deals with the closet fiasco fallout.
30 min 16:00 – 16:30
Modern Family
Cameron and Mitchell's friends mistakenly assume they've split up - and they've definitely chosen a side. And Haley attempts to cook Thanksgiving dinner.
30 min 16:30 – 17:00
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
The squad visit the annual Cop-Con event. It's usually an excuse for a party, but Captain Holt spoils the fun by telling them to be on their best behaviour.
30 min 17:00 – 17:30
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Santiago vanishes hours before her sergeant's exam. Can Peralta and Diaz find her and bring her back before it's too late.
30 min 17:30 – 18:00
The Simpsons
Homer goes on hunger strike when he discovers that the Springfield Isotopes baseball team are planning to move to Albuquerque.
30 min 18:00 – 18:30
The Simpsons
When she gets bullied by a new girl at school, Lisa discovers that there's a 'nerd scent' that attracts bullies to nerds. So she invents an antidote.
30 min 18:30 – 19:00
Hollyoaks
Vicky and Prince form a bond. Donny's family support him as he faces the truth. And buried tensions begin to thaw.
30 min 19:00 – 19:30
MAFS UK Does Come Dine with Me
Self-proclaimed icon Ella Morgan hosts a 'night of a thousand icons' with a decadent menu - that she's never cooked before.
30 min 19:30 – 20:00
The Great Celebrity Bake Off...
James McAvoy, Anne-Marie, David Baddiel and Dame Kelly Holmes make decorative tarts and a savoury technical, and render their spirit animals in cake.
1h 20:00 – 21:00
Gogglebox
I'm a Celebrity. Get Me Out of Here!, The Great British Bake Off, The Crown, Family Fortunes, Love Is Blind, Mammals and This Morning.
1h 21:00 – 22:00
Gogglebox
The Goggleboxers have been watching The Crown, I'm a Celebrity. Get Me Out of Here!, You Won't Believe This, Down to Earth with Zac Efron, and The Hidden Lives of Pets.
1h 5 min 22:00 – 23:05
First Dates
Series one favourite Rajan returns to the restaurant, hoping to be fourth time lucky. Will his chat-up lines impress Corinne, who has a history of meeting the wrong men.
1h 5 min 23:05 – 00:10
Naked Attraction
Pansexual Sarah can't wait to road test her new body on her first date as a woman. Plumber Jamie's love life has gone down the u-bend, so he's all cisterns go to find a partner.
1h 5 min 00:10 – 01:15
Gogglebox
I'm a Celebrity. Get Me Out of Here!, The Great British Bake Off, The Crown, Family Fortunes, Love Is Blind, Mammals and This Morning.
1h 01:15 – 02:15
Gogglebox
The Goggleboxers have been watching The Crown, I'm a Celebrity. Get Me Out of Here!, You Won't Believe This, Down to Earth with Zac Efron, and The Hidden Lives of Pets.
55 min 02:15 – 03:10
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
The squad visit the annual Cop-Con event. It's usually an excuse for a party, but Captain Holt spoils the fun by telling them to be on their best behaviour.
25 min 03:10 – 03:35
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Santiago vanishes hours before her sergeant's exam. Can Peralta and Diaz find her and bring her back before it's too late.
25 min 03:35 – 04:00
The Goldbergs
Murray and Pop-Pop get answering machines but then wage a message war on each other. Beverly worries when Adam befriends some computer geeks.
25 min 04:00 – 04:25
The Goldbergs
Adam gets into trouble with Beverly for portraying her as a monster in a horror story, and Erica forces Barry to go to a Halloween costume dance with her.
25 min 04:25 – 04:50
Don't Tell the Bride
High-flying groom Kev sits down with his bride Trish to remember one of the most turbulent weddings in Don't Tell the Bride history.
1h 10 min 04:50 – 06:00
Modern Family
Claire and Phil aren't convinced that Haley and Dylan can make it on their own when they move them into their new apartment before the baby arrives.
30 min 06:00 – 06:30
Modern Family
Phil and Claire decide to take a cycling tour through Italy before becoming grandparents, and Dylan introduces them to his mum, who has an interesting past.
25 min 06:30 – 06:55
Rude(ish) Tube Shorts
A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety.
5 min 06:55 – 07:00
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Gordon Ramsay visits Italian restaurant Anna Vincenzo's in Florida, where owner CeCe has lost her way in the kitchen. But can she take constructive criticism.
1h 07:00 – 08:00
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Gordon tries to bring new ideas to Mama Rita's Mexican restaurant in Newbury Park, southern California.
1h 08:00 – 09:00
The Goldbergs
Adam's girlfriend Jackie returns from her summer in New York but acts like a different person. Beverly is unhappy with Lainey's culinary skills.
30 min 09:00 – 09:30
The Goldbergs
Erica thinks her singing dreams have come true when she lands a job at a new karaoke bar in town. Murray teaches Barry and Lainey financial responsibility.
30 min 09:30 – 10:00
Modern Family
Haley and Dylan's plan to quietly elope before the babies are born does not go as hoped. Jay tries to get his new business off the ground by courting an Insta celeb.
30 min 10:00 – 10:30
Modern Family
Cam finally gets a chance to shine when he's asked to preside over the high school graduation ceremony at the last minute, while Jay gives the commencement address.
30 min 10:30 – 11:00
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Gordon visits high-end Le Bistro in Florida. Owner Andy has cooked for top chefs in the past, but he's lost his passion - and he doesn't respond well to criticism.
1h 11:00 – 12:00
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Gordon revisits three restaurants - Handlebar, Casa Roma and The Black Pearl - to check in with the owners he helped. Has his advice been put to good use.
1h 12:00 – 13:00
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Peralta and Holt help CJ with a big, problematic case. Jeffords tells Gina to remove her precious portable heater from the office.
30 min 13:00 – 13:30
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Boyle enlists Peralta's help to track down his son's favourite toy for Christmas. The team face their rivals in the annual carol competition.
30 min 13:30 – 14:00
The Simpsons
Homer suspects that Bart's new friend's Muslim family are terrorists. Meanwhile, Lisa becomes addicted to downloading songs on her new Mypod.
30 min 14:00 – 14:30
The Simpsons
When a huge snowdrift engulfs the school, Bart leads the kids in a rebellion, gagging Principal Skinner and tying him to a chair as they run amok.
30 min 14:30 – 15:00
The Goldbergs
Murray and Geoff try to pull Beverly, Barry and Erica out of their shared misery after Lainey's departure. Coach Nick returns to town.
30 min 15:00 – 15:30
The Goldbergs
Beverly campaigns for a new stop sign on the street. Barry panics about his college applications, and Murray's attempt to help makes things worse.
30 min 15:30 – 16:00
Modern Family
The Dunphy home is bursting when Dylan's hippie mum moves in and Claire's stepdad wants to visit. Jay and Gloria try to help Manny get over his breakup.
30 min 16:00 – 16:30
Modern Family
Cameron hopes to keep everyone happy for Christmas dinner, but Mitchell thinks he has an ulterior motive. Meanwhile, Claire tries to dodge Jay's job offer.
30 min 16:30 – 17:00
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Captain Holt's mother seeks help from the precinct. Jeffords, Diaz and Boyle redecorate the breakroom. Santiago teaches Gina how to change a tyre.
30 min 17:00 – 17:30
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Peralta and Diaz try to earn the respect of their idol, Lt Melanie Hawkins, after accidentally disrupting one of her undercover cases.
30 min 17:30 – 18:00
The Simpsons
The Simpsons win a holiday to Africa. But when Homer enrages a hippo, the trip soon becomes a dangerous adventure.
30 min 18:00 – 18:30
The Simpsons
Homer gets his thumb sliced off while trying to steal a brownie. Lisa misses the school bus. Bart discovers Fat Tony's stash of smuggled fireworks.
30 min 18:30 – 19:00
The Simpsons
Marge gets nostalgic about her days as stage manager of her high school play and reunites the cast for a re-run. They say you should never go back.
30 min 19:00 – 19:30
MAFS UK Does Come Dine with Me
Paul Liba hosts a sports-themed night with a riotous dessert, where everyone has to eat their pudding while wearing boxing gloves. Will his menu pack a punch.
30 min 19:30 – 20:00
The Great Celebrity Bake Off...
Stacey Dooley, Jade Thirlwall, KSI and Katherine Ryan make cocktail-flavoured fondant fancies and create a showstopping biscuit and meringue scene.
1h 20:00 – 21:00
Gogglebox
On the box this time, The Traitors, I'm a Celebrity. Get Me Out of Here!, Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Planet Sex with Cara Delevingne and You Won't Believe This.
1h 21:00 – 22:00
First Dates
Can metrosexual Jon find headstrong Mancunian Regan's soft side? Playboy Mostafa believes every girl would like to marry him. And heavy-metal fan Dan returns to the restaurant.
1h 5 min 22:00 – 23:05
Naked Attraction
Pansexual sex therapist Mariia's after a not-so-average Mr or Mrs who's not too tired for sex. Old romantic at heart Alannah seeks a forever fella who can speak her love language.
1h 5 min 23:05 – 00:10
Gogglebox
On the box this time, The Traitors, I'm a Celebrity. Get Me Out of Here!, Michael McIntyre's The Wheel, Planet Sex with Cara Delevingne and You Won't Believe This.
1h 5 min 00:10 – 01:15
First Dates
Can metrosexual Jon find headstrong Mancunian Regan's soft side? Playboy Mostafa believes every girl would like to marry him. And heavy-metal fan Dan returns to the restaurant.
1h 01:15 – 02:15
Naked Attraction
Pansexual sex therapist Mariia's after a not-so-average Mr or Mrs who's not too tired for sex. Old romantic at heart Alannah seeks a forever fella who can speak her love language.
55 min 02:15 – 03:10
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Captain Holt's mother seeks help from the precinct. Jeffords, Diaz and Boyle redecorate the breakroom. Santiago teaches Gina how to change a tyre.
20 min 03:10 – 03:30
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Peralta and Diaz try to earn the respect of their idol, Lt Melanie Hawkins, after accidentally disrupting one of her undercover cases.
25 min 03:30 – 03:55
The Goldbergs
Kiss the Cook: Adam asks Murray for money to film his own action movie, while Erica and Beverly go shopping for clothes.
25 min 03:55 – 04:20
The Goldbergs
A shared love of the TV show Knight Rider brings Murray and his brother Marvin together. Beverly invites Lainey and Bill to Thanksgiving dinner.
25 min 04:20 – 04:45
Don't Tell the Bride
Groom Billy shocked everyone with a piggy wedding for bride Steph in 2016. Now they look back on their oink-tastic big day. Is Billy still making up for a pig mistake.
1h 15 min 04:45 – 06:00
Modern Family
While preparing a presentation for his students about future goals, Cam must contend with a bully at the school. Jay has technical trouble during a video conference.
30 min 06:00 – 06:30
Modern Family
Phil thinks he's found Pepper's dream home. Mitch and Cam get invited to an exclusive event.
25 min 06:30 – 06:55
Rude(ish) Tube Shorts
A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude.
5 min 06:55 – 07:00
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Gordon visits high-end Le Bistro in Florida. Owner Andy has cooked for top chefs in the past, but he's lost his passion - and he doesn't respond well to criticism.
1h 07:00 – 08:00
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Gordon revisits three restaurants - Handlebar, Casa Roma and The Black Pearl - to check in with the owners he helped. Has his advice been put to good use.
1h 08:00 – 09:00
The Goldbergs
When Adam tells Beverly that he doesn't want her to chaperone the school trip to a theme park, she tries to manipulate him with 'guilt letters'.
30 min 09:00 – 09:30
The Goldbergs
Beverly's not happy when Jackie's parents let Adam watch A Nightmare on Elm Street. Erica hangs out at her old high school.
30 min 09:30 – 10:00
Modern Family
As the birth of Haley and Dylan's twins approaches, the family look back at how each of them celebrated their birthdays this past year.
30 min 10:00 – 10:30
Modern Family
Haley is determined to follow the advice in her parenting books with the twins, but Phil and Claire think their old methods are better.
30 min 10:30 – 11:00
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Gordon Ramsay revisits two restaurants - Giuseppi's and Sante La Brea - to find out whether his advice has been put to good use.
1h 11:00 – 12:00
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Gordon Ramsay visits Spanish Pavillion, a family-run restaurant whose owners, brothers Michael and Jerry, spend more time struggling for power than working.
1h 12:00 – 13:00
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
When a prison van crashes, loads of convicts escape and the squad must track them down.
30 min 13:00 – 13:30
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Peralta must ask a surprising ally to help catch the only escaped prisoner who's still on the loose.
30 min 13:30 – 14:00
The Simpsons
Homer is annoyed when his old high school nemesis Vance Connor gets a spot on the Springfield Walk of Fame.
30 min 14:00 – 14:30
The Simpsons
Marge notices a prison inmate's artistic talent and helps him to get a job painting a mural at the school. But he clashes with Skinner. Michael Keaton guest stars.
30 min 14:30 – 15:00
The Goldbergs
Adam is terrified when he and his friends are recruited to the school baseball team. Geoff's father interferes in his relationship with Erica.
30 min 15:00 – 15:30
The Goldbergs
Erica and Valley Erica find a new band member to replace Lainey. Adam and Murray plot to escape from Valentine's Day dinner with Beverly.
30 min 15:30 – 16:00
Modern Family
Alex's new company puts her up at a luxury apartment with full amenities and famous neighbours - and the family are keen to make the most of it.
30 min 16:00 – 16:30
Modern Family
Phil visits his dad to make sure he's OK after hearing some concerning news. Meanwhile, Jay gives Claire and Mitch a bunch of their old childhood memorabilia.
30 min 16:30 – 17:00
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Peralta and Diaz learn that there's more to Lt Melanie Hawkins' team than meets the eye as they hunt for the gang of bank robbers.
30 min 17:00 – 17:30
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Peralta and Diaz are framed for a crime they didn't commit. Can their Nine-Nine buddies save them from jail!
30 min 17:30 – 18:00
The Simpsons
Ned opens a Christian amusement park. At first, the tame religious attractions are unpopular. But then visitors start having visions.
30 min 18:00 – 18:30
The Simpsons
A hobo regales the family with unique takes on classic American tales starring the Simpsons as Connie Appleseed, Paul Bunyan and Tom Sawyer.
30 min 18:30 – 19:00
The Simpsons
When a phone scammer who's pretending to be Bart fools Grampa into giving away $10,000, it's Homer who's the real victim. According to Homer, anyway.
30 min 19:00 – 19:30
MAFS UK Does Come Dine with Me
Kristina Goodsell hosts an orange-themed party, with a set from her fave DJ. No red flags here, just one guest dressed as a traffic cone! But who's won the week.
30 min 19:30 – 20:00
The Great Celebrity Bake Off...
Anneka Rice, John Bishop, Nadine Coyle and Ade Adepitan tackle choux buns and make a cake that represents something from their bucket list.
1h 20:00 – 21:00
Terminator
Sci-fi action sequel with Linda Hamilton and Arnold Schwarzenegger. A factory worker is targeted by deadly robot assassins from the future. Thank goodness he's back.
2h 25 min 21:00 – 23:25
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