Funny Pages

Funny Pages

Dark, adults-only, coming-of-age comedy about a troubled schoolboy who quits education to become a comic book artist - with the help of an array of questionable older men.

1h 45 min 00:10 – 01:55

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4h 5 min 01:55 – 06:00

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4h 06:00 – 10:00

Dragonball Evolution

Dragonball Evolution

Martial arts adventure. Justin Chatwin stars as the leader of a mystical band of warriors who are out to save the world from the ancient demon Lord Piccolo. With James Marsters.

1h 40 min 10:00 – 11:40

Bumblebee

Bumblebee

High-octane sci-fi action adventure starring Hailee Steinfeld. When Charlie drives home a clapped-out VW Beetle, she gets more than she bargained for: a huge robotic alien.

2h 15 min 11:40 – 13:55

Prince Valiant

Prince Valiant

Swashbuckling adventure. One of King Arthur's courtiers, the Viking Prince Valiant (Robert Wagner) uncovers the evil Sir Brack's (James Mason) plot to kill the king. Can he foil him.

2h 5 min 13:55 – 16:00

Spies in Disguise

Spies in Disguise

Animated spy comedy caper with the voice of Will Smith. The 'world's most awesome spy' gets framed and has to go undercover as a pigeon to prove his innocence.

2h 5 min 16:00 – 18:05

10 Things I Hate About You

10 Things I Hate About You

Teen comedy with Julia Stiles and Heath Ledger. A student is furious to discover her prom date was bribed by her sister to invite her. But confusion ensues when he falls for her.

1h 55 min 18:05 – 20:00

Nope

Nope

Western-infused sci-fi chiller with Daniel Kaluuya and Keke Palmer as cash-strapped horse trainers who try to supplement their income by filming alien goings-on at their ranch.

2h 35 min 20:00 – 22:35

Ready or Not

Ready or Not

Wickedly funny comedy horror starring Samara Weaving. A bride finds herself being hunted down by her new in-laws when she is asked to observe a deadly family tradition.

1h 50 min 22:35 – 00:25

Pet Sematary

Pet Sematary

Horror based on Stephen King's novel. Seeking a quiet life, a family moves to a rural setting. But there's a road with speeding trucks and a pet cemetery that resurrects the dead.

2h 5 min 00:25 – 02:30

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3h 30 min 02:30 – 06:00

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4h 06:00 – 10:00

The Seeker

The Seeker

Supernatural thriller. Alexander Ludwig stars as The Seeker, who has the task of finding six items hidden throughout time, which the scary forces of The Dark are also looking for.

1h 55 min 10:00 – 11:55

Lemony Snicket's A Series of...

Lemony Snicket's A Series of...

Unfortunate Events: Gothic family comedy starring Jim Carrey as the evil, scheming Count Olaf, who'll do whatever it takes to deprive three young orphans of their inheritance.

2h 5 min 11:55 – 14:00

Turner & Hooch

Turner & Hooch

Comedy-thriller starring Tom Hanks. A cop investigates a murder to which there's just one witness: Hooch, a slobbering, beer-drinking French mastiff, who now needs 24/7 protection.

2h 5 min 14:00 – 16:05

Mysterious Island

Mysterious Island

Sci-fi adventure based on Jules Verne's novel. Two men fleeing the US Civil War find an island inhabited by monsters (animated by Ray Harryhausen) and the mysterious Captain Nemo.

2h 5 min 16:05 – 18:10

13 Going on 30

13 Going on 30

Breezy body-swap romcom. Following a disastrous birthday party, teen Jenna wishes she was '30, flirty and thriving'. And boom, she's Jennifer Garner with a fancy flat and a cool job.

1h 50 min 18:10 – 20:00

Darkman

Darkman

Liam Neeson and Frances McDormand star in Sam Raimi's crime-fighting action-fantasy. A scientist uses his invention to seek revenge on his attackers.

1h 50 min 20:00 – 21:50

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The Hunt

The Hunt

Fighty, satirical horror that upset Donald Trump. Hilary Swank plays a rich lefty who likes hunting working class people to the death. But she didn't reckon on Betty Gilpin.

1h 45 min 21:50 – 23:35

Under the Skin

Under the Skin

Surreal sci-fi horror with Scarlett Johansson. An alien who's adopted the guise of a beautiful woman roams Glasgow, using her looks to lure men to an unspeakable fate.

2h 10 min 23:35 – 01:45

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4h 15 min 01:45 – 06:00

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4h 06:00 – 10:00

Playing with Fire

Playing with Fire

Fun-filled family comedy starring John Cena. A macho fireman has to babysit three impish kids after saving them from a blaze in the remote California woodlands.

1h 55 min 10:00 – 11:55

Hotel Transylvania

Hotel Transylvania

Quirky animated family comedy with the voices of Adam Sandler and Selena Gomez. Count Dracula runs a secluded hotel as a haven for monsters, but his daughter wants to see the world.

1h 50 min 11:55 – 13:45

Baby's Day Out

Baby's Day Out

Comedy starring Joe Mantegna, Joe Pantoliano and Brian Haley. Inept criminals kidnap a millionaire's baby. But when the boy escapes, there's mayhem as they try to track him down.

1h 55 min 13:45 – 15:40

My Best Friend's Wedding

My Best Friend's Wedding

Romcom with Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz. Is it okay for a girl to wreck a wedding because she only realises she loves a guy when he tells her he's getting married to someone else.

2h 5 min 15:40 – 17:45

I, Robot

I, Robot

Sci-fi thriller with Will Smith. In 2035, a technophobic cop investigates a crime that may have been perpetrated by a robot. Can he keep an open mind.

2h 15 min 17:45 – 20:00

Monster Hunter

Monster Hunter

Paul WS Anderson's sci-fi action starring Milla Jovovich, based on the game of the same name. A US Army Ranger must fight her way out of a parallel world full of monsters.

2h 5 min 20:00 – 22:05

X

X

Ti West's acclaimed grindhouse horror with Mia Goth. Some adult filmmakers inexplicably choose a ramshackle house in the Bible-Belt wilderness to shoot a film. It's gonna get nasty.

2h 5 min 22:05 – 00:10

Sightseers

Sightseers

Ben Wheatley's dark and violent comedy-drama stars Alice Lowe and Steve Oram as lovers whose initially innocent tour of the British countryside turns into a disturbing odyssey.

1h 45 min 00:10 – 01:55

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4h 5 min 01:55 – 06:00

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4h 06:00 – 10:00

One Million Years B.C.

One Million Years B.C.

Raquel Welch - in her famous fur bikini - stars in this prehistoric adventure set in an inhospitable landscape populated by two warring tribes and Ray Harryhausen's roving dinosaurs.

2h 5 min 10:00 – 12:05

Hotel Transylvania 2

Hotel Transylvania 2

Animated family comedy sequel. Mavis (Selena Gomez) and Johnny (Andy Samberg) leave baby Dennis with 'Vampa' Dracula (Adam Sandler), who organises a monster boot camp.

1h 45 min 12:05 – 13:50

Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog

Madcap adventure-comedy adaptation of the iconic video game starring Jim Carrey. The super-fast ring enthusiast hedgehog Sonic must evade an evil, moustachioed scientist.

1h 55 min 13:50 – 15:45

Starman

Starman

John Carpenter's sci-fi romance with Jeff Bridges and Karen Allen. An alien is stranded on Earth, where he assumes the form of a widow's dead husband - and finds the locals hostile.

2h 15 min 15:45 – 18:00

Starman

Starman

John Carpenter's sci-fi romance with Jeff Bridges and Karen Allen. An alien is stranded on Earth, where he assumes the form of a widow's dead husband - and finds the locals hostile.

2h 20 min 15:45 – 18:05

The Lighthouse Interview Special

The Lighthouse Interview Special

Actors Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson talk to Film4 about going to extremes in the eerie drama from the director of The Witch, Robert Eggers.

5 min 18:00 – 18:05

Taxi

Taxi

All-action thriller. Queen Latifah stars as the driver of the fastest taxi in New York, who teams up with an inept cop (Jimmy Fallon) to catch a team of female bank-robbers.

1h 55 min 18:05 – 20:00

Wrath of Man

Wrath of Man

Jason Statham reunites with director Guy Ritchie to give it both barrels as a mysterious hardman working for a money truck firm that keeps getting hit. But is he an inside man.

2h 20 min 20:00 – 22:20

Conan the Barbarian

Conan the Barbarian

Fantasy action-adventure. Jason Momoa stars as Conan, who sets out to kill the evil warlord who massacred his village when he was young. With Stephen Lang and Rose McGowan.

2h 10 min 22:20 – 00:30

The Lighthouse

The Lighthouse

Oscar-nominated psychological horror starring Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson. A pair of lighthouse keepers dangerously descend into insanity on a remote island.

2h 10 min 00:30 – 02:40

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1h 06:00 – 07:00

LumoTV

LumoTV

Pigeon fancier Matthew Whittleton discusses keeping pigeons with Briar. Zoe McWhinney teaches Jayden about creating BSL poetry. Plus, sketches and VV.

30 min 07:00 – 07:30

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2h 30 min 07:30 – 10:00

The Muppets Take Manhattan

The Muppets Take Manhattan

It's time to put on make-up. It's time to light the lights. Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzy, the Blues one and the gang embark on a musical adventure as they try to make it on Broadway.

1h 50 min 10:00 – 11:50

Hotel Transylvania 3

Hotel Transylvania 3

Spooky animated family comedy. On a monster-friendly cruise, Dracula falls in love - with a vampire slayer.

1h 55 min 11:50 – 13:45

The Electrical Life of Louis...

The Electrical Life of Louis...

Stars Benedict Cumberbatch and Claire Foy talk about making director Will Sharpe's eccentric biopic of artist and inventor Louis Wain.

5 min 13:45 – 13:50

Titanic

Titanic

Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet star in James Cameron's Oscar-winning epic. Lovers from across the social divide meet on the doomed luxury liner.

3h 45 min 13:50 – 17:35

The Day After Tomorrow

The Day After Tomorrow

Tense sci-fi thriller starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Dennis Quaid. A scientist sets out to save his son when global warming plunges the world into a sudden climatic catastrophe.

2h 20 min 17:35 – 19:55

The Electrical Life of Louis...

The Electrical Life of Louis...

Stars Benedict Cumberbatch and Claire Foy talk about making director Will Sharpe's eccentric biopic of artist and inventor Louis Wain.

5 min 19:55 – 20:00

Uncharted

Uncharted

Going-for-gold action. Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg compare abs as they scour the globe for an olde explorer's lost gold. The heat is on. The time is right. Only the best survive.

2h 15 min 20:00 – 22:15

Bad Times at the El Royale

Bad Times at the El Royale

Crime thriller with Jeff Bridges, Jon Hamm, Dakota Johnson and Chris Hemsworth. A group of shifty strangers collide in a deserted motel that has its own buried secrets.

2h 50 min 22:15 – 01:05

Sheroes

Sheroes

action-with-attitude. Three young women transform into a Generation Z version of Charlie's Angels to rescue their mate from a drug lord in Thailand. Cue guns and bikinis.

1h 45 min 01:05 – 02:50

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3h 10 min 02:50 – 06:00

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4h 06:00 – 10:00

Muppets from Space

Muppets from Space

The Muppets are back in another feature-length adventure as Gonzo, convinced that he is of alien origin, struggles to communicate with his family in outer space.

1h 45 min 10:00 – 11:45

Patrick

Patrick

Feel-good British family comedy. Sarah's chaotic life gets even more complicated when she inherits a naughty pug from her nan.

1h 50 min 11:45 – 13:35

The Call of the Wild

The Call of the Wild

Touching adventure with Harrison Ford, based on Jack London's classic novel. A big, friendly hound finds himself unwittingly travelling across late 19th-century North America.

1h 55 min 13:35 – 15:30

The Sheriff of Fractured Jaw

The Sheriff of Fractured Jaw

Comedy western with Kenneth More. An English gunsmith decides the Wild West is the best market for his wares, but little does he expect to end up sheriff of a lawless frontier town.

2h 5 min 15:30 – 17:35

The Electrical Life of Louis...

The Electrical Life of Louis...

Stars Benedict Cumberbatch and Claire Foy talk about making director Will Sharpe's eccentric biopic of artist and inventor Louis Wain.

10 min 17:35 – 17:45

Charlie's Angels

Charlie's Angels

Action comedy with Kristen Stewart, Naomi Scott and Ella Balinska. When an engineer blows the whistle on a deadly device, the Angels put their lives on the line to save the planet.

2h 15 min 17:45 – 20:00

The G

The G

Gritty crime thriller with Dale Dickey. An elderly couple get fleeced for their house and savings, so granny - aka The G - goes on a vengeful rampage. Be careful who you mess with.

2h 10 min 20:00 – 22:10

The Drop

The Drop

Tense thriller with Tom Hardy, James Gandolfini, Noomi Rapace and Matthias Schoenaerts. Two cousins get into trouble with the gangsters who use their bar to launder illicit cash.

2h 10 min 22:10 – 00:20

Wheel of Fortune and Fantasy

Wheel of Fortune and Fantasy

RyΓ»suke Hamaguchi's triptych of short dramas tells the stories of three different women caught up in very different romantic relationships. In Japanese/subs.

2h 25 min 00:20 – 02:45

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3h 15 min 02:45 – 06:00

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4h 06:00 – 10:00

Tora! Tora! Tora!

Tora! Tora! Tora!

Oscar-winning drama portraying the bombing of Pearl Harbor, from both American and Japanese perspectives. With Joseph Cotten and So Yamamura.

2h 50 min 10:00 – 12:50

The Art of Racing in the Rain

The Art of Racing in the Rain

Touching comedy-drama. An ageing golden retriever tells the story of his life with his best pal, a budding Formula 1 driver.

2h 10 min 12:50 – 15:00

Time Bandits

Time Bandits

Fantasy comedy. David Rappaport stars as the leader of rebel dwarves who kidnap a boy, Craig Warnock, and take him on adventures across time. With Sean Connery and John Cleese.

2h 20 min 15:00 – 17:20

First Knight

First Knight

Romantic drama based on Arthurian legend, starring Richard Gere, Sean Connery and Julia Ormond. Can nomadic swordsman Lancelot contain his love for King Arthur's fiancΓ©e.

2h 40 min 17:20 – 20:00

Nope

Nope

Western-infused sci-fi chiller with Daniel Kaluuya and Keke Palmer as cash-strapped horse trainers who try to supplement their income by filming alien goings-on at their ranch.

2h 35 min 20:00 – 22:35

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