Paramount Network TV Guide
Major League
The new owner of the Cleveland Indians, former showgirl Rachel Phelps (Margaret Whitton), has a sweetheart deal to move the team to Miami. But to break the lease with the city of Cleveland, ticket sales have to plummet. So Phelps hires the most incompetent players available, including near-blind pitcher Rick Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) and injury-prone catcher Jake Taylor (Tom Berenger). But her villainous tactics accidentally foster a can-do team spirit, turning the Indians into potential winners.
2h 35 min 00:00 – 02:35
Major League
The new owner of the Cleveland Indians, former showgirl Rachel Phelps (Margaret Whitton), has a sweetheart deal to move the team to Miami. But to break the lease with the city of Cleveland, ticket sales have to plummet. So Phelps hires the most incompetent players available, including near-blind pitcher Rick Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) and injury-prone catcher Jake Taylor (Tom Berenger). But her villainous tactics accidentally foster a can-do team spirit, turning the Indians into potential winners.
2h 25 min 02:35 – 05:00
My Cousin Vinny
New York lawyer Vinny has never won a case. When his teenage cousin Bill and his friend Stan are accused of murder in a backwater Alabama town, it's up to the nervous Vinny to save him from jail, even though he's only ever tried personal injury cases before, and none of them successfully.
2h 30 min 05:00 – 07:30
Bar Rescue
Jon heads to Fountain Hills, Ariz., to help a married couple protect their investment in a bar that is being run into the ground by their friend and business partner.
30 min 07:30 – 08:00
Who Has Access to Your Personal Data?
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30 min 08:00 – 08:30
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30 min 08:30 – 09:00
Who Has Access to Your Personal Data?
Even if YOU do everything right to protect yourself, company and institutional data breaches are out of your control. Nearly 1 out of 4 US consumers have been a victim of identity theft. Find out how LifeLock can help protect your identity.
30 min 09:00 – 09:30
The Aging Brain
Learn what's behind mental decline with age, and how to improve memory, focus and concentration with NeuroQ's Darrin Peterson and Dale Bredesen MD.
30 min 09:30 – 10:00
Overwhelmed with IRS Debt? Keys to Resolving Tax Debt
See how one company is changing people's lives by helping them put their tax problems to rest.
30 min 10:00 – 10:30
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30 min 10:30 – 11:00
Bar Rescue
A tax accountant turned bar owner struggles to keep his bar afloat with a bad reputation and staff.
1h 11:00 – 12:00
Bar Rescue
Taffer enforces tough love when a live music bar owner is more concerned with the spirit of wonderment than appealing to her trendy Chicago community.
1h 12:00 – 13:00
Bar Rescue
A family's feuding pushes Jon Taffer to the limit. Outrageous antics force an extreme decision.
1h 13:00 – 14:00
Bar Rescue
A castle-shaped bar with an owner who has anger management issues and is pushing staff to their breaking points.
1h 14:00 – 15:00
Bar Rescue
When an old-school Memphis cigar man takes a stab at the bar business, he discovers hiring his millennial son wasn't quite what he had expected.
1h 15:00 – 16:00
Bar Rescue
Jon attempts to save the legendary Las Vegas speakeasy Capo's Restaurant and bring it back to its pre-pandemic glory.
1h 16:00 – 17:00
Bar Rescue
Mark and Ozzie face Jon Taffer a second time in hopes that he will rescue another one of their failing bars.
1h 17:00 – 18:00
Bar Rescue
Jon heads to Moreno Valley, Calif., to save the legacy of a pizza and sports bar after the passing of one of the owners leaves a family in disarray.
1h 18:00 – 19:00
Bar Rescue
Jon must teach a former engineer and his staff how to properly run a nightclub before they close down for good.
1h 19:00 – 20:00
Two and a Half Men
Walden worries that ending things with Ms. McMartin will become an issue; Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
30 min 20:00 – 20:30
Two and a Half Men
When their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a gift; Alan's impractical choice strains his relationship with Lyndsey.
30 min 20:30 – 21:00
Two and a Half Men
Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.
30 min 21:00 – 21:30
Two and a Half Men
Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.
30 min 21:30 – 22:00
Two and a Half Men
Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
30 min 22:00 – 22:30
Two and a Half Men
Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.
30 min 22:30 – 23:00
Two and a Half Men
Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.
30 min 23:00 – 23:30
Two and a Half Men
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.
30 min 23:30 – 00:00
Legally Blonde
Elle Woods (Reese Witherspoon) has it all. She wants nothing more than to be Mrs. Warner Huntington III. But there is one thing stopping him (Matthew Davis) from proposing: She is too blond. Elle rallies all of her resources and gets into Harvard, determined to win him back.
2h 5 min 00:00 – 02:05
My Cousin Vinny
New York lawyer Vinny has never won a case. When his teenage cousin Bill and his friend Stan are accused of murder in a backwater Alabama town, it's up to the nervous Vinny to save him from jail, even though he's only ever tried personal injury cases before, and none of them successfully.
2h 55 min 02:05 – 05:00
Legally Blonde
Elle Woods (Reese Witherspoon) has it all. She wants nothing more than to be Mrs. Warner Huntington III. But there is one thing stopping him (Matthew Davis) from proposing: She is too blond. Elle rallies all of her resources and gets into Harvard, determined to win him back.
2h 05:00 – 07:00
Bar Rescue
Jon Taffer rescues a bar in Boca Raton, FL whose owner is failing to achieve the same success he found in the music industry as he is in the bar.
1h 07:00 – 08:00
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30 min 08:00 – 08:30
Who Has Access to Your Personal Data?
Even if YOU do everything right to protect yourself, company and institutional data breaches are out of your control. Nearly 1 out of 4 US consumers have been a victim of identity theft. Find out how LifeLock can help protect your identity.
30 min 08:30 – 09:00
The Aging Brain
Learn what's behind mental decline with age, and how to improve memory, focus and concentration with NeuroQ's Darrin Peterson and Dale Bredesen MD.
30 min 09:00 – 09:30
Who Has Access to Your Personal Data?
Even if YOU do everything right to protect yourself, company and institutional data breaches are out of your control. Nearly 1 out of 4 US consumers have been a victim of identity theft. Find out how LifeLock can help protect your identity.
30 min 09:30 – 10:00
Freedom to Leave the House! Inogen Portable Oxygen
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30 min 10:00 – 10:30
Car Repair Secrets!
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30 min 10:30 – 11:00
Bar Rescue
Jon looks to save Las Vegas' first gay nightclub from its verbally abusive and intoxicated owner.
1h 11:00 – 12:00
Bar Rescue
Taffer settles the score between two feuding bar owners, one with his foot out the door and the other with his marriage on the line.
1h 12:00 – 13:00
Bar Rescue
Jon travels to Country Club Hills near Chicago to try to turn around a sports bar with all the atmosphere of a graveyard; this is largely due to an excess of managers with no respect for the owner.
1h 13:00 – 14:00
Bar Rescue
Jon Taffer arrives just in time to save a family run bar on the brink of ruin with an aggressive father at its helm.
1h 14:00 – 15:00
Bar Rescue
Liv can't figure out exactly what her business is in order to survive in the highly competitive service town of Las Vegas.
1h 15:00 – 16:00
Bar Rescue
A Chinese immigrant must come out of his shell and battle his emotional manager to save his dream beach bar.
1h 16:00 – 17:00
Bar Rescue
A bar owner's drunk antics chase away customers and force her husband and their investor to pick up the slack.
1h 17:00 – 18:00
Bar Rescue
Mixologist Phil Wills rescues a filthy bar in Oxnard, Calif.; helping a newlywed couple realize their dream.
1h 18:00 – 19:00
Bar Rescue
Jon Taffer sends mixologist Phil Wills to Inkster, Minn., to help three lifelong friends save their neighborhood bar and their friendship.
1h 19:00 – 20:00
Two and a Half Men
After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.
30 min 20:00 – 20:30
Two and a Half Men
Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.
30 min 20:30 – 21:00
Two and a Half Men
Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.
30 min 21:00 – 21:30
Two and a Half Men
Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.
30 min 21:30 – 22:00
Two and a Half Men
Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.
30 min 22:00 – 22:30
Two and a Half Men
Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.
30 min 22:30 – 23:00
Two and a Half Men
After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
30 min 23:00 – 23:30
Two and a Half Men
Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith; Alan and Charlie take action to try to help Herb and Jake bond.
30 min 23:30 – 00:00
Top Gun: Maverick
After more than 30 years of service as one of the Navy's top aviators, Pete "Maverick" Mitchell is where he belongs, pushing the envelope as a courageous test pilot and dodging the advancement in rank that would ground him. Training a detachment of graduates for a special assignment, Maverick must confront the ghosts of his past and his deepest fears, culminating in a mission that demands the ultimate sacrifice from those who choose to fly it.
3h 00:00 – 03:00
Top Gun: Maverick
After more than 30 years of service as one of the Navy's top aviators, Pete "Maverick" Mitchell is where he belongs, pushing the envelope as a courageous test pilot and dodging the advancement in rank that would ground him. Training a detachment of graduates for a special assignment, Maverick must confront the ghosts of his past and his deepest fears, culminating in a mission that demands the ultimate sacrifice from those who choose to fly it.
3h 03:00 – 06:00
Bar Rescue
In Banning, Calif., a failing bar causes a major rift between a brother and sister; Jon Taffer must find a way to help them repair the damage.
1h 06:00 – 07:00
Bar Rescue
A Las Vegas dive bar struggles at the hands of the bar owner who has been making more enemies than friends.
1h 07:00 – 08:00
Freedom to Leave the House! Inogen Portable Oxygen
Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen.
30 min 08:00 – 08:30
The Aging Brain
Learn what's behind mental decline with age, and how to improve memory, focus and concentration with NeuroQ's Darrin Peterson and Dale Bredesen MD.
30 min 08:30 – 09:00
NEW! Shark PowerDetect with DuoClean Detect Technology
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30 min 09:00 – 09:30
CSN Mint Exclusive! A Complete Date Run Set of Silver Eagles!
Join your host Mike Mezack for this opportunity to get a COMPLETE Date Run Set of Silver American Eagles! And for the first time EVER, PCGS has individually matched numbered the entire set - Exclusively from CSNmint.com.
30 min 09:30 – 10:00
The Aging Brain
Learn what's behind mental decline with age, and how to improve memory, focus and concentration with NeuroQ's Darrin Peterson and Dale Bredesen MD.
30 min 10:00 – 10:30
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30 min 10:30 – 11:00
Bar Rescue
In Gibsonton, Fla., Jon must help rescue not only a failing bar but a broken marriage after the Covid pandemic destroyed both their business and their relationship.
1h 11:00 – 12:00
NCIS
When a Marine known for his love of practical jokes is found dead on Halloween, the team is called in to investigate; they soon learn that his jokes may have been the reason why he was killed.
1h 12:00 – 13:00
NCIS
Two mercenaries are found dead on Gibbs' boat; Gibbs must consider his former mentor in a new light.
1h 13:00 – 14:00
NCIS
The team helps Vance face his demons while uncovering a complex relationship with a killer that endangers his family.
1h 14:00 – 15:00
NCIS
The team's investigation into a lieutenant's death is connected to a citywide blackout.
1h 15:00 – 16:00
Gladiator
Commodus (Joaquin Phoenix) takes power and strips rank from Maximus (Russell Crowe), one of the favored generals of his predecessor and father, Emperor Marcus Aurelius, the great stoical philosopher. Maximus is then relegated to fighting to the death in the gladiator arenas.
3h 30 min 16:00 – 19:30
Top Gun
The Top Gun Naval Fighter Weapons School is where the best of the best train to refine their elite flying skills. When hotshot fighter pilot Maverick (Tom Cruise) is sent to the school, his reckless attitude and cocky demeanor put him at odds with the other pilots, especially the cool and collected Iceman (Val Kilmer). But Maverick isn't only competing to be the top fighter pilot, he's also fighting for the attention of his beautiful flight instructor, Charlotte Blackwood (Kelly McGillis).
2h 30 min 19:30 – 22:00
Forrest Gump
Slow-witted Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) has never thought of himself as disadvantaged, and thanks to his supportive mother (Sally Field), he leads anything but a restricted life. Whether dominating on the gridiron as a college football star, fighting in Vietnam or captaining a shrimp boat, Forrest inspires people with his childlike optimism. But one person Forrest cares about most may be the most difficult to save - his childhood love, the sweet but troubled Jenny (Robin Wright).
3h 25 min 22:00 – 01:25
Top Gun
The Top Gun Naval Fighter Weapons School is where the best of the best train to refine their elite flying skills. When hotshot fighter pilot Maverick (Tom Cruise) is sent to the school, his reckless attitude and cocky demeanor put him at odds with the other pilots, especially the cool and collected Iceman (Val Kilmer). But Maverick isn't only competing to be the top fighter pilot, he's also fighting for the attention of his beautiful flight instructor, Charlotte Blackwood (Kelly McGillis).
2h 35 min 01:25 – 04:00
Forrest Gump
Slow-witted Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) has never thought of himself as disadvantaged, and thanks to his supportive mother (Sally Field), he leads anything but a restricted life. Whether dominating on the gridiron as a college football star, fighting in Vietnam or captaining a shrimp boat, Forrest inspires people with his childlike optimism. But one person Forrest cares about most may be the most difficult to save - his childhood love, the sweet but troubled Jenny (Robin Wright).
3h 04:00 – 07:00
Bar Rescue
Jon heads to Gilbert, Ariz., to help an owner who has dedicated her life to a bar with a dangerously dirty kitchen and an untrained bar staff.
1h 07:00 – 08:00
The Aging Brain
Learn what's behind mental decline with age, and how to improve memory, focus and concentration with NeuroQ's Darrin Peterson and Dale Bredesen MD.
30 min 08:00 – 08:30
Have you been diagnosed with Mesothelioma or Lung Cancer
Have you been diagnosed with Mesothelioma or Lung Cancer.
30 min 08:30 – 09:00
NEW! Shark PowerDetect with DuoClean Detect Technology
Meet the new Shark PowerDetect Upright Vacuum with features like DuoClean Detect Technology, self-cleaning brush roll and odor neutralizing and you will be cleaning faster, smarter and better!
30 min 09:00 – 09:30
Have you been diagnosed with Mesothelioma or Lung Cancer
Have you been diagnosed with Mesothelioma or Lung Cancer.
30 min 09:30 – 10:00
The Aging Brain
Learn what's behind mental decline with age, and how to improve memory, focus and concentration with NeuroQ's Darrin Peterson and Dale Bredesen MD.
30 min 10:00 – 10:30
Lung Cancer From Asbestos?
Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with lung cancer? You may be entitled to compensation!
30 min 10:30 – 11:00
Bar Rescue
Jon tries to save automotive-themed Angry Ham's Garage.
1h 11:00 – 12:00
Bar Rescue
An owner's incessant crying prevents her from noticing the massive employee theft at a sports bar.
1h 12:00 – 13:00
Bar Rescue
A members-only bar in Kansas has a raccoon infestation.
1h 13:00 – 14:00
Bar Rescue
A womanizing owner and his enraged wife struggle with their run-down Caribbean bar; Taffer tries to turn the bar around before the business hits the rocks and the owner's wife bails.
1h 14:00 – 15:00
Bar Rescue
An abrasive owner takes advantage of his mom's generosity to take over a craft beer bar from his landlord.
1h 15:00 – 16:00
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Dr. Indiana Jones, a renowned archeologist and expert in the occult, is hired by the U.S. Government to find the ark of the covenant, which is believed to still hold the Ten Commandments. Unfortunately, Hitler's agents are also after the ark. Indy and his ex-flame Marion escape from various close scrapes in a quest that takes them from Nepal to Cairo.
2h 30 min 16:00 – 18:30
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
The second of the Lucas/Spielberg Indiana Jones epics is set a year or so before the events in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Indy needs to retrieve a precious gem and several kidnapped young boys on behalf of a remote East Indian village. This time he teams up with a night club singer and a 12-year old boy.
2h 35 min 18:30 – 21:05
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
An art collector appeals to Jones to embark on a search for the Holy Grail. He learns that another archaeologist has disappeared while searching for the precious goblet, and the missing man is his own father, Dr. Henry Jones. The artifact is much harder to find than they expected, and its powers are too much for those impure in heart.
2h 55 min 21:05 – 00:00
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Dr. Indiana Jones, a renowned archeologist and expert in the occult, is hired by the U.S. Government to find the ark of the covenant, which is believed to still hold the Ten Commandments. Unfortunately, Hitler's agents are also after the ark. Indy and his ex-flame Marion escape from various close scrapes in a quest that takes them from Nepal to Cairo.
2h 35 min 00:00 – 02:35
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
An art collector appeals to Jones to embark on a search for the Holy Grail. He learns that another archaeologist has disappeared while searching for the precious goblet, and the missing man is his own father, Dr. Henry Jones. The artifact is much harder to find than they expected, and its powers are too much for those impure in heart.
2h 50 min 02:35 – 05:25
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
The second of the Lucas/Spielberg Indiana Jones epics is set a year or so before the events in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Indy needs to retrieve a precious gem and several kidnapped young boys on behalf of a remote East Indian village. This time he teams up with a night club singer and a 12-year old boy.
2h 35 min 05:25 – 08:00
NEW! Shark PowerDetect with DuoClean Detect Technology
Meet the new Shark PowerDetect Upright Vacuum with features like DuoClean Detect Technology, self-cleaning brush roll and odor neutralizing and you will be cleaning faster, smarter and better!
30 min 08:00 – 08:30
Paid Programming
Paid programming.
30 min 08:30 – 09:00
Who Has Access to Your Personal Data?
Even if YOU do everything right to protect yourself, company and institutional data breaches are out of your control. Nearly 1 out of 4 US consumers have been a victim of identity theft. Find out how LifeLock can help protect your identity.
30 min 09:00 – 09:30
The Aging Brain
Learn what's behind mental decline with age, and how to improve memory, focus and concentration with NeuroQ's Darrin Peterson and Dale Bredesen MD.
30 min 09:30 – 10:00
Freedom to Leave the House! Inogen Portable Oxygen
Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen.
30 min 10:00 – 10:30
Paid Programming
Paid programming.
30 min 10:30 – 11:00
Bar Rescue
Jon goes to work on a bar in the deep south run by a family from New York who make the waitresses dress provocatively and have a menu of sixty items, only five of which sell.
1h 11:00 – 12:00
Bar Rescue
Taffer is forced to deal with the hot-headed owner of a college alumni bar whose fiery temper keeps his staff on edge.
1h 12:00 – 13:00
Bar Rescue
The city threatens to shut down a bar after the owner unsafely renovates without a permit; Taffer attempts to school the clueless rookie owner and bring the construction disaster up to code before the city intervenes.
1h 13:00 – 14:00
Bar Rescue
It's a race against the clock when Jon Taffer heads to Pahrump, where he must save the failing bar owned by a man who might lose his sight forever.
1h 14:00 – 15:00
Bar Rescue
Taffer tries to resurrect a closed neighborhood bar by reigniting the passion of the burnt out firefighter who owns it.
1h 15:00 – 16:00
Bar Rescue
After losing her military-veteran father, an overworked woman needs her son to step up and fill the void left by her former right-hand man.
1h 16:00 – 17:00
Bar Rescue
On the verge of tears and closing his bar, the owner can't seem to get either together.
1h 17:00 – 18:00
Bar Rescue
Jon heads to Tampa, Fla., to help save an owner who has suffered personal loss and health scares while trying to single-handedly keep his struggling bar afloat.
1h 18:00 – 19:00
Bar Rescue
Jon sends hospitality protégé Dustin Drai to Glendale, Arizona, to rescue a local institution whose current owner is treating the bar as his personal hangout and giving away free drinks.
1h 19:00 – 20:00
Two and a Half Men
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
30 min 20:00 – 20:30
Two and a Half Men
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
30 min 20:30 – 21:00
Two and a Half Men
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
30 min 21:00 – 21:30
Two and a Half Men
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
30 min 21:30 – 22:00
Two and a Half Men
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
30 min 22:00 – 22:30
Two and a Half Men
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
30 min 22:30 – 23:00
Two and a Half Men
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
30 min 23:00 – 23:30
Two and a Half Men
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
30 min 23:30 – 00:00
Grumpy Old Men
John Gustafson (Jack Lemmon) and Max Goldman (Walter Matthau) are two curmudgeonly neighbors who have been at each other's throats for years. The rivalry of the former friends intensifies when Ariel (Ann-Margret) comes along and provides a love interest for both of them. When Max finds out that John is experiencing family troubles and financial ruin, however, he steps in to help. Their bond is further cemented when John has a health scare and Max makes the ultimate sacrifice for his friend.
2h 35 min 00:00 – 02:35
Grumpier Old Men
Elderly, angling and contentious friends Max (Walter Matthau) and John (Jack Lemmon) back-burner their bickering when their kids (Kevin Pollak, Daryl Hannah) get engaged, but fishing season opens a can of romantic worms as newcomer Maria (Sophia Loren) plans to turn their beloved bait shop into a restaurant. Botched matchmaking leads to some major romantic mix-ups, until an unexpected death in the family helps everyone realize that the most important thing in life is love.
2h 20 min 02:35 – 04:55
Grumpy Old Men
John Gustafson (Jack Lemmon) and Max Goldman (Walter Matthau) are two curmudgeonly neighbors who have been at each other's throats for years. The rivalry of the former friends intensifies when Ariel (Ann-Margret) comes along and provides a love interest for both of them. When Max finds out that John is experiencing family troubles and financial ruin, however, he steps in to help. Their bond is further cemented when John has a health scare and Max makes the ultimate sacrifice for his friend.
2h 35 min 04:55 – 07:30
Bar Rescue
Jon Taffer is the Gordon Ramsay of the bar and nightclub business. In each episode of this series, Taffer helps transform a struggling bar into a vibrant, profitable business, utilizing his expertise as a nightlife consultant who has started, flipped or owned more than 600 bars and clubs in his career. From the height of the bar stools and the science of the perfect pour to the effect the tempo of the music has on alcohol consumption, Taffer delves into every facet of the business, and he does it with a no-holds-barred style. He's assisted by his wife, Nicole - who enters establishments under cover to help diagnose the problems - along with a rotating cast of experts that include a celebrity chef, a Master of Whisky and a mixologist.
30 min 07:30 – 08:00
Paid Programming
Paid programming.
30 min 08:00 – 08:30
Freedom to Leave the House! Inogen Portable Oxygen
Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen.
30 min 08:30 – 09:00
Paid Programming
Paid programming.
30 min 09:00 – 09:30
Paid Programming
Paid programming.
30 min 09:30 – 10:00
Overwhelmed with IRS Debt? Keys to Resolving Tax Debt
See how one company is changing people's lives by helping them put their tax problems to rest.
30 min 10:00 – 10:30
The Aging Brain
Learn what's behind mental decline with age, and how to improve memory, focus and concentration with NeuroQ's Darrin Peterson and Dale Bredesen MD.
30 min 10:30 – 11:00
Bar Rescue
Jon pins his hopes for a failing dive bar in Orange, Calif., on the owner's daughter.
1h 11:00 – 12:00
Bar Rescue
A cockroach infestation plagues a grotesque rock bar in Austin, Texas.
1h 12:00 – 13:00
Bar Rescue
When Taffer returns to Second Base Bar and Grill to find an owner has let the bar deteriorate, he must decide if he will save it once again.
1h 13:00 – 14:00
Bar Rescue
Jon Taffer helps a failing Detroit strip club looking to stimulate profits before the entire business goes bottoms up.
1h 14:00 – 15:00
Bar Rescue
An absentee owner threatens his marriage by drinking away his financial sorrows and flirting with the female patrons.
1h 15:00 – 16:00
Bar Rescue
After being left by her husband, Tara, a newly single mom, hires a general manager not only to help her save a failing bar, but to fill the void in her personal life.
1h 16:00 – 17:00
Bar Rescue
Jon Taffer has one of his biggest challenges to date, getting the UNLV hospitality students ready for the real world in just one week.
1h 17:00 – 18:00
Bar Rescue
Jon confronts an owner who moved his family to pursue his lifelong dream of opening a bar, only for his wife to do all the work.
1h 18:00 – 19:00
Bar Rescue
Chef Jason Santos goes to Chesterfield, Minnesota to rescue an owner who drinks excessively in his own bar while his kids try to make the bar successful.
1h 19:00 – 20:00
Two and a Half Men
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
30 min 20:00 – 20:30
Two and a Half Men
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
30 min 20:30 – 21:00
Two and a Half Men
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
30 min 21:00 – 21:30
Two and a Half Men
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
30 min 21:30 – 22:00
Two and a Half Men
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
30 min 22:00 – 22:30
Two and a Half Men
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
30 min 22:30 – 23:00
Two and a Half Men
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
30 min 23:00 – 23:30
Two and a Half Men
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
30 min 23:30 – 00:00
We're the Millers
Small-time pot dealer David learns the hard way that no good deed goes unpunished; trying to help some teens, he is jumped by thugs and loses his cash and stash. Now, David's in big debt to his supplier and to wipe the slate clean, he must go to Mexico to pick up the guy's latest shipment. To accomplish his mission, Dave devises a foolproof plan: He packs a fake family into a huge RV and heads south of the border for a wild weekend that is sure to end with a bang.
2h 35 min 00:00 – 02:35
Wedding Crashers
Jeremy (Vince Vaughn) and John (Owen Wilson) are divorce mediators who spend their free time crashing wedding receptions. For the irrepressible duo, there are few better ways to drink for free and bed vulnerable women. So when Secretary of the Treasury William Cleary (Christopher Walken) announces the wedding of his daughter, the pair make it their mission to crash the high-profile event. But their game hits a bump in the road when John locks eyes with bridesmaid Claire (Rachel McAdams).
2h 30 min 02:35 – 05:05
We're the Millers
Small-time pot dealer David learns the hard way that no good deed goes unpunished; trying to help some teens, he is jumped by thugs and loses his cash and stash. Now, David's in big debt to his supplier and to wipe the slate clean, he must go to Mexico to pick up the guy's latest shipment. To accomplish his mission, Dave devises a foolproof plan: He packs a fake family into a huge RV and heads south of the border for a wild weekend that is sure to end with a bang.
2h 25 min 05:05 – 07:30
Bar Rescue
Jon Taffer needs to rescue a failing bar in Houston, TX, whose owner turned his life upside down to buy a bar near an ailing lifelong friend.
30 min 07:30 – 08:00
The Aging Brain
Learn what's behind mental decline with age, and how to improve memory, focus and concentration with NeuroQ's Darrin Peterson and Dale Bredesen MD.
30 min 08:00 – 08:30
Paid Programming
Paid programming.
30 min 08:30 – 09:00
The Aging Brain
Learn what's behind mental decline with age, and how to improve memory, focus and concentration with NeuroQ's Darrin Peterson and Dale Bredesen MD.
30 min 09:00 – 09:30
Who Has Access to Your Personal Data?
Even if YOU do everything right to protect yourself, company and institutional data breaches are out of your control. Nearly 1 out of 4 US consumers have been a victim of identity theft. Find out how LifeLock can help protect your identity.
30 min 09:30 – 10:00
Freedom to Leave the House! Inogen Portable Oxygen
Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen.
30 min 10:00 – 10:30
Overwhelmed with IRS Debt? Keys to Resolving Tax Debt
See how one company is changing people's lives by helping them put their tax problems to rest.
30 min 10:30 – 11:00
Bar Rescue
A bar with a golf theme needs major help to fix its horrendous sanitary conditions.
1h 11:00 – 12:00
Bar Rescue
Taffer tries to save a marriage and a bar by splitting one bar into two.
1h 12:00 – 13:00
Bar Rescue
Dated decor, an angry chef and an oblivious, hoarding owner hinder the success of a karaoke bar.
1h 13:00 – 14:00
Bar Rescue
Jon visits Pat's Cocktails, a run-down sports bar in California, where the bar manager is too busy canoodling with his wife to notice what is going on around him.
1h 14:00 – 15:00
Bar Rescue
Actress Maria Menounos joins Taffer at a Los Angeles beer bar where a million dollar debt and business decisions have divided a family.
1h 15:00 – 16:00
Bar Rescue
A Navy vet finds himself in over his head when he relies on his unqualified friend to manage his failing Mississippi dive bar.
1h 16:00 – 17:00
Bar Rescue
A longtime performer who bought a bar to keep his show going must choose between his career and his responsibilities.
1h 17:00 – 18:00
Bar Rescue
Two absentee owners who see their bar as more of an investment than a business refuse to engage with the staff or customers until Jon Taffer intervenes.
1h 18:00 – 19:00
Bar Rescue
Jon Taffer sends Phil Wills and Danny Trejo to Cleveland, Texas, to help a pair of friends rescue their bar and their friendship amidst family fights and dying cockroaches.
1h 19:00 – 20:00
Two and a Half Men
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
30 min 20:00 – 20:30
Two and a Half Men
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
30 min 20:30 – 21:00
Two and a Half Men
A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.
30 min 21:00 – 21:30
Two and a Half Men
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
30 min 21:30 – 22:00
Two and a Half Men
Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher.
30 min 22:00 – 22:30
Two and a Half Men
A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.
30 min 22:30 – 23:00
Two and a Half Men
Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
30 min 23:00 – 23:30
Two and a Half Men
After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.
30 min 23:30 – 00:00